A/N: Oh joy! A new story! Yep. This story might be crappy, but I'm a writer in learning. Any reviews would be great. Flames will be sliced with a plastic butter knife and given to my army of mutant squirrels to be eaten. Whoo!! So, on with the first chapter!

Disclaimer: I don't own Invader Zim or anything associated with it.

Chapter One

One pair of red eyes and one pair of purple eyes watched as short nursery workers worked. One in particular, he had red eyes and was taller than the other nursery workers, noticed the two tall figures standing there. He suddenly stood upright and wiggled his antennae.

"Greetings my tallests!" he said loud enough for the other workers to notice. They all bowed, wiggled their antennae, and continued on with their work.

"Greetings.." the red eyed tallests started "... we are just here for yearly inspections and genetic testing." he finished.

"Oh! Of course, sirs!" the nursery worker replied. "Come with me!"

They followed him down a long corridor and they all entered a small room with a console, a computer screen, and many tubes with purple liquid in them. The worker stepped up to the console and pushed some buttons. Then, all of the tubes exited to collect some smeets.

"The random selection has been made, sirs. Soon, the smeets will be here for genetic testing. There are three males and three females and one of each gender will be used for extreme testing," he stated.

He turned to see the tallests playing an Irken game of rock paper scissors. The purple tallest, also called Purple seemed to have won against the red tallest, also called Red.

"Ha!" yelled Purple, "I get to do the extreme testing on the male this time! Not you!"

Red grumbled. Then, the tubes with the purple liquid came back and all six of them were carrying smeets. These smeets were used for genetics testing. The tallests tested chemicals that scientists gave him to test. Some of the chemicals were tested just to see if they would create the desired effect on the smeet. Some scientists just submitted random chemicals that they at least knew wouldn't kill the smeets. Basically, it was an excuse to let the tallests genetically screw up random smeets out of millions just so the population could make fun of some people. The rest of the day would be spent screwing up their genetic codes to see how defective they would get. Each smeet would get at least three chemicals put into it's tank, including the necessary chemical to implant a bar code into their skin. It was like a tattoo, only it showed that they were messed up on purpose and it let the tallests keep track of all of their genetic experiments from every year.

They took a look at their first smeet. It was a male. Underneath the tank, the future designation of the smeet was shown. It said 'Gex'. The next tank said 'Jiz', and the last male tank said 'Ren'. The female tanks said 'Hep', 'Tiz', and 'Jex'.

After many entertaining hours of testing on the smeets, the tallests decided to see what their random chemicals would do to these smeets. The computer could project what would happen to them. They looked at Gex. He would be shorter than he would've been and his arms were going to be extremely long. Then, they looked at Jiz. His eyes were going to be and extremely dark shade of red and his antennae were slightly bent in the middle. The las male to look at was Ren. He was the smeet to be chosen for extreme testing. His eyes were a dark blue, his antennae were so short they looked about ΒΌ the size of a regular Irken's antennae, he had six fingers on both of his hands and six toes on both of his feet, and he was going to be pretty chubby. In all, six chemicals had been put into his tank.

They then took a look at what the females' results were. Hep had long legs and the curls on her antennae were small. Tiz was going to be about the size of Skoodge, but somewhat taller, and she had orange eyes. Lastly, they took a look at Jex. She was horribly defective. Her antennae looked like lightning bolts, one of her eyes was deep green, the other a purple the color of Tak's eyes, a lightning bolt mark on her face, and her list of physical abilities included extreme healing capabilities, strength, high thinking capabilities, the ability to generate electricity, heightened senses, and the ability to absorb water for energy. Also, she was going to be the same height as Zim. This was Red's cruel joke against Zim because Jex was defective, meaning that he was calling Zim defective. It seemed like red must've stolen the whole case of chemicals. Honestly, Red always liked to be the one responsible for the best soldiers and the best workers in the empire.

Purple turned to Red.

"Did you steal more chemicals than necessary for her?" he asked very unhappy. Red just grinned evilly and said, "She was the extreme testing patient."

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