I do not own Naruto. Naruto and and all the fabulous characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto. By the way there's a lot of Sakura bashing in this. For those of you who do like her I'm sorry. I really dislike fangirl Sakura, but I like her a little better in Shippuden so it won't be that bad.

-Sasunaru!-

"Where is that baka and Sasuke-kun!" The loud screech of a certain pink-haired harpy echoed throughout the village of Konoha.

"Well if anyone should know it would be you forehead since you are their teammate,"said Ino with a smirk.

"*sigh* Troublesome."

*Munch Munch*

"U-um I-I th-think th-that N-naruto-kun i-is a-at h-his h-house."

"YOSH! Do not fret dear flower we shall find Naruto-san in no time!"

Neji and Tenten sighed at their teammate's boisterous actions.

"Do you even know where he lives?"

"Me and Akumaru can track him down!"

"...Naruto lives in those apartments," Shino points at some rundown apartments, "but he and Sasuke-san are at the Uchiha compund..."

"Why is the baka with Sasuke-kun!" squealed an indignant Sakura.

"Why don't we just go find them. Troublesome woman." mumbled Shikamaru.

Sakura turned and gave him a glare that would have scared most people. Meh my mom is worse.

~Timeskip a few minutes~

The gates of the Uchiha compound were open so they all simply walked in. They all shivered at the horrible silence of the big, empty compound. They were relieved when they reached the main building. No one answered when they knocked on the door. They stood there wondering if Shino was right when they heard a loud bang. They rushed through the shockingly open front door and ran towards the room where they sensed chakra. As they got closer they heard muffled voices.

"Dammit teme slow down! It hurts!"

"Che. Why should I dobe?"

"If you don't stop, I'm never doing this again!"

"*sigh* Fine dobe."

"Teme get off of me!"

"Mmh, why? I stopped and I'm tired now."

"But teme you're sweaty!"

Outside the room Ino and Sakura were in their emo corners lamenting that their Sasuke-kun was with the baka, Naruto. All the boys, except for Shino and Shikamaru, had shocked expressions on their faces. Choji even dropped his beloved chips. Hinata had fainted and had a small trickle of blood dripping from her nose. Tenten was staring at the closed door with a dangerous gleam in her eyes.

They all then heard, "Teme why did you ask me to come help you move all your furniture? You could have done it by yourself."

They all heard the smirk in Sasuke's voice.

"So that I could have a sweaty dobe in my bed."

"EH? I don't get it."

"...Dobe."

"Shut up teme!"

"Heh heh heh."

"YOU HENTAI TEME!"

Within the room Sasuke molested his adorable fox. Outside the room they all sweatdropped. Shikamaru just sighed and walked away. This is all so troublesome.