HI!! Kiki Demon here and its my first Yu-Gi-Oh ficcy so please be nice! My
yami muffin will probably say its crap so just don't listen to her!
M: I will not (yet) KD: *sigh* you just had to show up huh? M: Yup I am your yami after all I kinda live in our millennium plushie KD: I wish I didn't buy that plushie my collection didn't need it M: Oh yes it did how else would you get along I mean who would beat all your enemies for you *simles sweetly* KD: I can take care of them MYSELF M: ya ya ya KD: Grrrr anyway I think ppl came here to accually READ a fic so without further INTERUPTIONS! *glares at her yami*
~ The Yami Driving School~
(yugi and yami are in the car yugi is driving)
Yugi: *sigh* I hate driving yami around like the yami taxi -_-
Yami: I'm sorry aibou I just don't do these furture things sometimes. Yugi: I know yami its not your fault *sigh* but still... I mean im ALWAYS out driving you to buy hair gel and dye. I always load up on it. YOU on the other hand...
~Meanwhile~ (Ryou seems to be working on some school thing) Ryou: Bakura I don't have TIME to drive you to yugi's to retrieve your whatever you left there
Bakura: BUT RYOU YAMI TOOK MY HAIR GEL CUZ THE @#$@#%& PHARAOH RAN OUT!!
Ryou: too bad! Walk there if it means that much to you! Bakura: FINE BE THAT WAY BRAT!! *a lovely string of Egyptian and Japanese curses follow the Tomb Robber)
Ryou: when will he grow up he needs a dose of the future. *sigh* I better call Yugi to warn him of the psychopath that's heading his way. *picks up phone and dials yugi's #*
~BACK TO YUGI ^^~ Yugi: Moshi Moshi Ryou: Hey yugi my yami is heading your way better watch out. Yugi: uh oh my yami's also out and about the outta be interesting. (Then they both hear a big band and crashing things.) Yugi/Ryou: uh oh they're at it again. (several Egyptian curses are heard and disgruntled yami retreats to the bathroom while Bakura retreats to the Kitchen)
Yugi: Uh oh your yami found his way to the kitchen. Where acual SHARP knives are.
Ryou: that's why all mine are hidden you better stay where you are till it's ova I mean your yami's immortal so no harm their.
Yugi: uh huh im not stupid enough to go in where knives and bakura are in a vicinity of 5 miles -_-
Ryou: I have taught you well young one. ^^ Yugi: not really just common sense kicking in Ryou: fine spoil my fun. Yugi: hold on its quite Ryou: my yami must have left. Yugi: Uh huh. Ryou: yaaaaa Yugi: soooo Ryou: yaaaaa Yugi: soooo Ryou: yaaaaa Yugi: soooo Ryou: yaaaaa Yugi: soooo Ryou: yaaaaa Yugi: soooo Ryou: does it ever bother you driving around your yami? Yugi: uh huh its takes up a lot of time I mean I dooooo HAVE a life Ryou: I know they need to get with the times and not call everything that makes a sound cursed.
Yugi: hehehe I know my yami practically smashed the microwave when he first so it.
Ryou: that's nothing my yami was intranced by the "magical" light in the fridge for the longest time!
Yugi: hehehehe ohh did your yami freak when he first saw the TV calling it "a cursed box that traps people"
Ryou: he said something along those lines then tried to "kill" it with his dagger.
Yugi: hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe Ryou: -_-; it wasn't THAT funny! Yugi: no *gasp* I just got the *gasp* funniest idea. Heheheheheh Ryou: what what!?!?!?!?! Yugi: what if we sent our yami's to driving school. Ryou: that's actually not a bad idea. Yugi: WHATTA YOU MEAN!!! I'll give you 2 reasons why it is a bad idea 1) they'd kill each other 2) they'd kill the entire class and teacher they'd never make it to real driving!!!
Ryou: I'll give you 4 good reasons Yugi: I'm listening Ryou: 1) they'll be out of our hair for a while 2) we don't have to shuttle them around 3) they can drive themselves places thus actual chance of them getting JOBS 4) if they get jobs even more time out of our hair Yugi: reasonable BUT how do we get them to go Ryou: easy threaten them with something
Yugi: Ya know what I think some of your yami is rubbing of on you, it kinda freaky.
Ryou: EEP Yugi: what? Ryou: my yami is back Yugi: see ya ask him or threaten him C-YA Ryou: Same to you BYE! *CLICK* *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ~Yugi hooks Yami~ *yugi walks into the kitchen. Yami is pouring chocolate syrup in his mouth and taking swigs of milk.*
Yugi: *smirk* 'Yami really likes chocolate milk. HOLD ON A SEC yami is using syrup he only does that when he is really pissed I better be careful' Hey yami what's the matter.
Yami: Nothing, nothing's the matter
Yugi: something's wrong you only use the hard stuff (syrup) when you're real pissed.
Yami: Damn you know me too well. *sigh* its that stupid (sting of Egyptian curses) tomb robbers fault. He switched my powder mix with dirt. You know how bad milk and dirt tastes!!
Yugi: I don't know what you said but it must have been bad you only curse in Egyptian around me when you think I shouldn't hear what you're saying *wacks yami upside the head* Don't talk about ryou's yami that badly!
Yami: *sigh* okay yugi *crosses fingers*
Yugi: *sigh* anyway ryou and I have decided to sign you and bakura up for drivers ed we're doing it tomarrow while we're out shopping.
Yami: WHAT NO WAY I AM NEVER GOING WITH HIM!!!!
Yugi: Please yami *uses the dreaded puppy dog eyes*
Yami: *turns away* NO!!! I said %&#@$& NO
Yugi: *REALLY PISSED head grows really big and teeth go sharp* YOU'RE GOING AND THAT'S FINAL!!!!!
Yami: *sweat drop* okay okay *yami scoots away from yugi with his precious milk and chocolate syrup.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* (now its ryous turn)
(okay so once Bakura go home he slinking into his soul room) Ryou: *sits down on couch* okay yami here I come. (ryous eyes go blank as he ventures to his yami's soul room) Yami? *ryou taps the door to hi yami's room where he can be heard laughing*
Bakura: What is it Aibou? (He asked with slight concern)
[KD: he may be a psychopath but he IS ryou's yami]
Ryou: *takes a deep breath* Yugi and I are gonna sign you guys up for drivers ed
Bakura: WHAT!!!!
(the door flew open)
Ryou: PLEASE yami it'll help me out a lot!
Bakura: So?
Ryou: common' Bakura please It really would help and you can go out more?
Bakura: my soul room is fine.
Ryou: *trys the only thing he knows his yami would flip if he took it away he runs into his yami's soul room*
Bakura: WHAT come back here ryou.
Ryou: *grabs his yamis dagger* if you don't go you can say good-bye to Lilly(bakuras dagger) ryou holds it over the fire
Bakura: NO NO PLEASE DON'T NOT LILLY!!!!
Ryou: then you'll go?
Bakura: ya ya just give me lilly
Ryou: not yet you have to go to at least the first class then lilly can come home.
(bakura growled but looked quite pleased for some reason)
Bakura: I'm proud of you ryou.
Ryou: HUH????
Bakura: a while ago you wouldn't have had the curage to do that.
Ryou: *blink blink* uh thanks 'did he just COMPLIMENT me???' *ryou thought as he went out of his yami's soul room with his yami accually smilling ::shiver::*
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Muffin: wow that sucked it wasn't really funny Kiki Demon: I know but it needed to have some base I promise the next chapter will be better and A LOT more funny it just needed this ground M: I guess but it's still bad KD: oh PLEASE its not that bad. Is it?? M: YES IT IS KD: *sniffle* you really think so *falls on knees and starts crying uncontrollably* M: OH AIBOU please DON'T you know I hate it when you cry! Umm umm I'll give you... mountain dew!?!?! KD: *immediately stops crying* YAY THANK YOU YAMI!! *hugs her yami* M: OKAY OKAY HERE! NOW GET OFF KD: okay ^^ M: Anyways R&R PLEASE It'll make her happy and a happy kiki demon is a GOOD kiki demon! ^^ Read and review!
M: I will not (yet) KD: *sigh* you just had to show up huh? M: Yup I am your yami after all I kinda live in our millennium plushie KD: I wish I didn't buy that plushie my collection didn't need it M: Oh yes it did how else would you get along I mean who would beat all your enemies for you *simles sweetly* KD: I can take care of them MYSELF M: ya ya ya KD: Grrrr anyway I think ppl came here to accually READ a fic so without further INTERUPTIONS! *glares at her yami*
~ The Yami Driving School~
(yugi and yami are in the car yugi is driving)
Yugi: *sigh* I hate driving yami around like the yami taxi -_-
Yami: I'm sorry aibou I just don't do these furture things sometimes. Yugi: I know yami its not your fault *sigh* but still... I mean im ALWAYS out driving you to buy hair gel and dye. I always load up on it. YOU on the other hand...
~Meanwhile~ (Ryou seems to be working on some school thing) Ryou: Bakura I don't have TIME to drive you to yugi's to retrieve your whatever you left there
Bakura: BUT RYOU YAMI TOOK MY HAIR GEL CUZ THE @#$@#%& PHARAOH RAN OUT!!
Ryou: too bad! Walk there if it means that much to you! Bakura: FINE BE THAT WAY BRAT!! *a lovely string of Egyptian and Japanese curses follow the Tomb Robber)
Ryou: when will he grow up he needs a dose of the future. *sigh* I better call Yugi to warn him of the psychopath that's heading his way. *picks up phone and dials yugi's #*
~BACK TO YUGI ^^~ Yugi: Moshi Moshi Ryou: Hey yugi my yami is heading your way better watch out. Yugi: uh oh my yami's also out and about the outta be interesting. (Then they both hear a big band and crashing things.) Yugi/Ryou: uh oh they're at it again. (several Egyptian curses are heard and disgruntled yami retreats to the bathroom while Bakura retreats to the Kitchen)
Yugi: Uh oh your yami found his way to the kitchen. Where acual SHARP knives are.
Ryou: that's why all mine are hidden you better stay where you are till it's ova I mean your yami's immortal so no harm their.
Yugi: uh huh im not stupid enough to go in where knives and bakura are in a vicinity of 5 miles -_-
Ryou: I have taught you well young one. ^^ Yugi: not really just common sense kicking in Ryou: fine spoil my fun. Yugi: hold on its quite Ryou: my yami must have left. Yugi: Uh huh. Ryou: yaaaaa Yugi: soooo Ryou: yaaaaa Yugi: soooo Ryou: yaaaaa Yugi: soooo Ryou: yaaaaa Yugi: soooo Ryou: yaaaaa Yugi: soooo Ryou: does it ever bother you driving around your yami? Yugi: uh huh its takes up a lot of time I mean I dooooo HAVE a life Ryou: I know they need to get with the times and not call everything that makes a sound cursed.
Yugi: hehehe I know my yami practically smashed the microwave when he first so it.
Ryou: that's nothing my yami was intranced by the "magical" light in the fridge for the longest time!
Yugi: hehehehe ohh did your yami freak when he first saw the TV calling it "a cursed box that traps people"
Ryou: he said something along those lines then tried to "kill" it with his dagger.
Yugi: hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe Ryou: -_-; it wasn't THAT funny! Yugi: no *gasp* I just got the *gasp* funniest idea. Heheheheheh Ryou: what what!?!?!?!?! Yugi: what if we sent our yami's to driving school. Ryou: that's actually not a bad idea. Yugi: WHATTA YOU MEAN!!! I'll give you 2 reasons why it is a bad idea 1) they'd kill each other 2) they'd kill the entire class and teacher they'd never make it to real driving!!!
Ryou: I'll give you 4 good reasons Yugi: I'm listening Ryou: 1) they'll be out of our hair for a while 2) we don't have to shuttle them around 3) they can drive themselves places thus actual chance of them getting JOBS 4) if they get jobs even more time out of our hair Yugi: reasonable BUT how do we get them to go Ryou: easy threaten them with something
Yugi: Ya know what I think some of your yami is rubbing of on you, it kinda freaky.
Ryou: EEP Yugi: what? Ryou: my yami is back Yugi: see ya ask him or threaten him C-YA Ryou: Same to you BYE! *CLICK* *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ~Yugi hooks Yami~ *yugi walks into the kitchen. Yami is pouring chocolate syrup in his mouth and taking swigs of milk.*
Yugi: *smirk* 'Yami really likes chocolate milk. HOLD ON A SEC yami is using syrup he only does that when he is really pissed I better be careful' Hey yami what's the matter.
Yami: Nothing, nothing's the matter
Yugi: something's wrong you only use the hard stuff (syrup) when you're real pissed.
Yami: Damn you know me too well. *sigh* its that stupid (sting of Egyptian curses) tomb robbers fault. He switched my powder mix with dirt. You know how bad milk and dirt tastes!!
Yugi: I don't know what you said but it must have been bad you only curse in Egyptian around me when you think I shouldn't hear what you're saying *wacks yami upside the head* Don't talk about ryou's yami that badly!
Yami: *sigh* okay yugi *crosses fingers*
Yugi: *sigh* anyway ryou and I have decided to sign you and bakura up for drivers ed we're doing it tomarrow while we're out shopping.
Yami: WHAT NO WAY I AM NEVER GOING WITH HIM!!!!
Yugi: Please yami *uses the dreaded puppy dog eyes*
Yami: *turns away* NO!!! I said %&#@$& NO
Yugi: *REALLY PISSED head grows really big and teeth go sharp* YOU'RE GOING AND THAT'S FINAL!!!!!
Yami: *sweat drop* okay okay *yami scoots away from yugi with his precious milk and chocolate syrup.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* (now its ryous turn)
(okay so once Bakura go home he slinking into his soul room) Ryou: *sits down on couch* okay yami here I come. (ryous eyes go blank as he ventures to his yami's soul room) Yami? *ryou taps the door to hi yami's room where he can be heard laughing*
Bakura: What is it Aibou? (He asked with slight concern)
[KD: he may be a psychopath but he IS ryou's yami]
Ryou: *takes a deep breath* Yugi and I are gonna sign you guys up for drivers ed
Bakura: WHAT!!!!
(the door flew open)
Ryou: PLEASE yami it'll help me out a lot!
Bakura: So?
Ryou: common' Bakura please It really would help and you can go out more?
Bakura: my soul room is fine.
Ryou: *trys the only thing he knows his yami would flip if he took it away he runs into his yami's soul room*
Bakura: WHAT come back here ryou.
Ryou: *grabs his yamis dagger* if you don't go you can say good-bye to Lilly(bakuras dagger) ryou holds it over the fire
Bakura: NO NO PLEASE DON'T NOT LILLY!!!!
Ryou: then you'll go?
Bakura: ya ya just give me lilly
Ryou: not yet you have to go to at least the first class then lilly can come home.
(bakura growled but looked quite pleased for some reason)
Bakura: I'm proud of you ryou.
Ryou: HUH????
Bakura: a while ago you wouldn't have had the curage to do that.
Ryou: *blink blink* uh thanks 'did he just COMPLIMENT me???' *ryou thought as he went out of his yami's soul room with his yami accually smilling ::shiver::*
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Muffin: wow that sucked it wasn't really funny Kiki Demon: I know but it needed to have some base I promise the next chapter will be better and A LOT more funny it just needed this ground M: I guess but it's still bad KD: oh PLEASE its not that bad. Is it?? M: YES IT IS KD: *sniffle* you really think so *falls on knees and starts crying uncontrollably* M: OH AIBOU please DON'T you know I hate it when you cry! Umm umm I'll give you... mountain dew!?!?! KD: *immediately stops crying* YAY THANK YOU YAMI!! *hugs her yami* M: OKAY OKAY HERE! NOW GET OFF KD: okay ^^ M: Anyways R&R PLEASE It'll make her happy and a happy kiki demon is a GOOD kiki demon! ^^ Read and review!