A/N: DEDICATED TO EMMETRULEs247! CAUSE SHE NEEDS TO KNOW THIS SONG!

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or this song =D

"I wanna sing..." James mumbled, his feet on Sirius's lap.

"I. Like. To. Eat..." Sirius said, slowly, stopping for a moment. He looked at his friends, Remus and James. James's eyes light up and Remus just shook his head. "Eat Eat."

"Apples and Bananas!" James shouted. Everyone in the common room stared at them.

"I like to eat, eat, eat, apples and bananas," The two sung together. Remus started humming the tune.

"I like to ate... ate... ate... aepples and ba-nae-naes...." Remus started singing with them.

"BANAENAES?" James said in a stupid voice. The three started laughing then continued with the song.

"I like to ate, ate, ate, aepples and ba-nae-naes..."

"I like to eet, eet, eet, eeples and ba-nee-nees."

"BANEENEES?"

"I like to eet, eet, eet, eeples and baneenees."

"I like to ite, ite, ite, iples and ba-nie-nie's."

"BA-NIE-NIES?" The whole Gryffindor common room shouted.

"I like to ite, ite, ite, i-ples and ba-nie-nies," Everyone sung and got up to start walking down to dinner.

"I like to ote, ote, ote, oh-ples and ba-no-nos..."

"BA-NO-NO'S?" Everyone shouted.

"I like to ote, ote, ote, oh-pples and ba-no-nos."

"I like to oot, oot, oot, ooples and ba-noo-noos," They sung, settling down at the table.

"BA-NOO-NOOS!" They shouted as Lily walked into the great hall.

"WHAT?!" She screamed, covering her boobs.

"Lily!" James shouted, "It's not what it seems!"

"Then what is it exactly?"

"Let us finish..." James said, turning around and conducting the Gyrffindors.

"I like to oot, oot, oot, ooples and ba-noo-noos."

"AND A COW SAYS!" James shouted.

"Moo... Moo... Moo... moo-moo-moo-moo moo-moo"

"MOO-MOO?" Everyone shouted.

"Moo... Moo... mooo... moo-moo-moo-moo moo-moo."

"And a snake says!" James shouted.

"Ss... ss... ss... ss-ss-sss ss-s-s-s-sss."

"SS-SSS?" Everyone shouted.

"Ss... ss. sss... sss-sss-sss-ss-ss..."

Lily was speechless. "What?" She asked.

"Well... I wanted to sing and Sirius started singing this and we got the whole... Gryffindor... common room.... to sing with us..." James answered.

"Oh... that makes sense..." Lily said, giving James a kiss.

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