Next Contestant


I judge by what she's wearing

Just how many heads I'm tearing

Off of ***holes coming on to her

It happens every night she works


Cloud looked at Tifa as she walked downstairs to get the bar ready for the night. She was wearing the more revealing of the two outfits she wore for work. A cropped white t-shirt with a mini skirt held up by suspenders.

"Tifa?"

"Yeah Cloud?"

"Would you mind wearing the other outfit tonight?"

"Huh?"

"Your other work outfit."

"Why?", she asked feeling confused.

Because I want at least a small break from death glaring at all the guys hitting on you, he thought to himself.

"I...Think you look amazing in the other one."

"Aw. Thanks Cloud, But I'm already dressed, why change now?"

"Okay then."

He watched her continue to walk down the stairs.

Tifa, if you knew how I felt, you'd understand.


They'll go and ask the DJ
Find out just what would she say
If they all tried coming on to her


Tifa continued to pour drinks to serve the customers. The bar was crowded tonight. She looked to see Reno, who for some reason she allowed to be the DJ for the night, at the DJ station surrounded by guys.

"I wonder why their over there.", she said sarcastically to herself.

The number of guys who hit on her had drastically decreased, but there were still the few who decided to try. She sighed thinking of ways to get rid of them. And then she saw Cloud.

She was very aware of his feelings for her and the reason he had suggested she change. She looked down at her clothes.

Maybe I should have listened, she thought. Oh well time to put this plan into action.

"Hey Cloud! Come here!"

"What do you need Tifa?", Cloud asked staring at her with those blue eyes-

Now is not the time you!, she thought.

"Stand right here.", she said indicating to her side.

"Okay?"

As soon as a guy walks up, she could feel Cloud tense up.

And my plan works.


Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
I wish you'd do it again


Cloud saw the next guy walk over to the bar. He immediately tensed up and glared.

"Why hello there miss-"

"Sir, could I speak to you outside?", Cloud inquired of the man.

The man immediately shot a scowl at Cloud. Cloud continued to glare at the man. As soon as he started towards the door, the man followed.

Once they were outside, Cloud turned on the man and spoke.

"Never hit on, speak to, or go near Tifa again. But that shouldn't be a problem because you will never show your face here again."

"And you're enforcing this demand of yours how?"

A few moments later Cloud watched the man limp away while scowling at him. He gave a small smirk of satisfaction before walking back inside.


There goes the next contestant


Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy 7 (or I probably would have played it XD)

I do have the song Next Contestant by Nickelback, but i sadly do not own the rights (or whatever you must have) to it.

AN: Well this is my first TifaxCloud story. Sorry if anything is off but I've only seen Advent Children. I had the bar have a DJ station to fit the song. I hope you liked it! Please review and tell me your thoughts because I love knowing what people think of my writing. Please give criticism! Thanks for reading!