Ok so I was board and was watching X-men Abridged on YouTube when it hit me!
I should so make an X-men Abridged myself….but there are a few problems with doing that, one I don't have the episodes downloaded, and I don't have a mic. So then it hit me again! OW…must stop that, anyways, then the idea came, I could do an Abridged ON HERE!!! ^_^
MAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Sorry, Now, Enjoy the Show…I mean Story.
X-Men Evo Abridged! The Story Series!
Episode 1
It was a normal day at a school football game; Scott was sitting in the stands watching; he didn't even know why he was there, it wasn't like he knew anyone on the team…except maybe Duncan, but he hated him. anyways he was here….playing with a coin….board.
Toad; I mean Todd was stealing wallets….he was a kleptomaniac.
"Hay Todd! What you doing with all that money?" Duncan asked pushing Todd to the ground.
Just then Scott step in, "Leave him alone….klepto's can't help themselves." He said saving Toad, but Duncan no longer cared and went after Scott, after all he 'loved' him, I mean, 'hated' him.
Even thou Scott did nothing and Duncan was the one about to punch him Jean yelled at Scott.
"Scott NO!"
Scott being distracted was unable to doge and was punched in the face. He glasses flew off.
"HOLY CRAP LAZAR VISON!!!! DAMN YOU SUPER MAN!!!" Duncan yelled flying into the air.
One Séance Skip Later!
"Is that Kurt?"
"Damn it Storm! You've been asking that for every freaking person who has gotten off the train! I'll tell you which is Kurt!"
A boy with a heavy robe got off the train his face hidden.
"That is Kurt." Xavier said pointing to him.
"Is that Kurt?" Storm asked pointing somewhere else.
"NO!" Xavier snapped.
"Is that Kurt?" she was now pointing to Kurt.
"Yes…" Xavier sighed annoyed.
"YA! I found him!"
"Yes…yes you did Storm…now take us home." He said very upset like.
Back at the institute!
"Jean! Get your sexy body out here! If we're late I swear, I'll blast you!" Scott said touching his glasses. "You know Superman gave me heat vision for a reason!"
"I'll be right out." She said back.
"It's been 3 hours! How much time to you need!"
Jean then walked out. "I had to get dressed."
"It took you 3 freaking hours to get dressed? In the same close you wore earlier today?"
"Scott, Jean come here, we have a new monster…I mean person to show you." Xavier stated.
Both of them walked in, "Guys this is Kurt, say hello Kurt."
Kurt backed away.
"Ok never mind you to scare him, you can leave now."
Bla Bla Bla….later.
"Zi's is my room?" Kurt asked looking around.
"No…This is Logan's room, but since he has randomly disappeared on his bike he loves so much I'd figured I'd just put you in here." Xavier said, "Also to use you as bait so he will come back and stay to teach after he rapes you."
"What?"
"Nothing." "Now put on this watch and become human, I'm tired of looking at you."
A Short Séance No One Cares About...
"I love my Bike…it's the same color as my hair, if I paint my bike red I'll die my hair red, just so I know it is most important to me in my life..." Logan then saw a news paper with a blown up school.
"Holy Crap! My wolf séances are tingling; Some Ones in My Room! Got to go home and violently attack them…" with that Logan zoomed off.
Back to the main start of the show…
"Hay you like saved me…want to be friends?"
Scott looked at Toad. "No."
"Aw, come on…I never had a friend before." Toad wined.
"That's because you smell." Scott then left.
Reading a good cook book Xavier herd the phone ring….and so did the people across town.
"This had better be important Scott I was learning how to make pie apple short cake with cream."
"It is, like you say no mutant is ever turned away, and well Todd wants to join the X-team."
"I said important!" he slammed the phone down.
'Storm.'
"OH MY GOSH! Some ones in my head!!" Strom cried.
It's me, I am using my mind to talk to you…"
"Oh, ya! I can read minds!"
"No that's me.."
"But I can hear you."
"No, oh never mind, Storm Toad will be showing up tonight…greet him warmly."
That Night!
"YA! I get to be an X-man! My mom would be so proud." Toad leaped over the gate going to the house.
Just then it started to rain and lighting came down almost hitting him.
"AH!! No Nature I'm sorry! I'll never burn down trees again!" he ran into the house.
Kurt was walking around when he was hit.
"Oh Bites! My fuzzy bottom."
"Hay fuzz, sweet come here I'm going to take you home and call you fluffy!" Toad leaped at Kurt.
"No! Get away I'm not you house pet!"
"Dang it Strom I said a warm greeting!"
Storm fly's in, "But lighting is warm."
Toad grabbed Kurt and for some random reason now one knows ending up teleporting into the danger room…which he had never seen or knew of before….and he could only teleport in rooms he knew of. But he did.
"Oh No Kurt and Toad are in the danger room." Scott cried.
"Why not just call it the training room? or the muscle building room? I mean Danger room just sounds like it would scare some one…I thought this was a place to recruit kids and to help them with there mutant powers? Not scare them and chase them away with a Danger room." Jean said.
One fight and save later…
"I'm out of here!" Todd jumped and left, but ran into Logan.
"Were you in my room?" he sniffed.
"Logan, come meet Kurt…he was in your room." Xavier said so Toad could leave…and never come back.
Kurt heard this and took off himself….but Scott found him.
"Come on Nightcrawler, it's only fair…Logan's a nice guy…once he leaves you alone."
"You know Toad would have never left if it wasn't for the Danger room" Jean stated.
"Shut up Jean!" the professor yelled.
Now the end!
"Why didn't you become on X-men?!"
"They had a danger room…I don't like danger."
"GR!! Get out!"
Toad left.
As Mystique went next to her desk paper clips and other things went flying around her head.
"Look what I can do!" Magneto said in a deep happy guy voice that no one knew because his plot in the story was not yet important.
"Dang it! I missed my close up."
End of Episode!
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