"Hello there."

"Uh...hello?"

"You are a prostitute...no?"

"...So what if I am?"

"How much?"

"How much what?"

"How much does it cost for one night, you idiot?"

"Uh...about 300 bucks, if you want me to get dirty, that is."

"Wow, you're the cheapest ho I've found yet! Lucky me!"

"Shut up, you slutty bitch! And...what the hell is with that accent of yours?"

"What's wrong with my accent?"

"You sound like some dumbass frenchie...it's really annoying."

"At least I have an accent, unlike you!"

"I don't want to have an accent; stop spouting bullshit!"

"Maybe YOU should!"

"What?"

"I said maybe YOU should stop, you cheap ho!"

"Look, just shut the fuck up okay! You're pissing me off!"

"Oh, I am, huh? But you're so cute when you're angry...you cheap ho-bag."

"...Why would you say that?"

"Because I saw you what you did to that last guy you banged...you tore his FUCKIN' head straight off, and smashed his FUCKIN' guts with a single stomp on his FUCKIN' chest! It was love at first sight for me!"

"...Really? Love at first sight? That's why you wanted to now how much a night costs?"

"Yeah. I'm really, really in love with you..."

"Then why all the insults before and random conjuncture? It was totally pointless."

"Well, I like to play with my food, I guess. Do you...catch my drift?"

"Heh...I like you. How about, for tonight only, we do it for free?"

"Sounds good. What's the catch?"

"None, just...as long as you suck it all up, I'm fine."

"OHH, I LOVE THE WAY YOU TALK! TAKE ME AWAY TO THE GARDEN OF MADNESS, YOU CHEAP HO!"

"MY GARDEN...OR YOURS?"

"OH YEAH, YOU GOT IT GOING ON!"

"MMM...YOUR TITTIES TASTE SO NICE! FUCKING FRENCH PEOPLE IS SO MUCH FUN!"

"I'M NOT EVEN REALLY FRENCH, BUT I LIKE IT!"

"...NOW HERE COMES MY DICK!"

"WHAT THE FUCK?"

"...And that's how I got Jeane, my daughter!" Silvia finished explaining, smiling at the flabbergasted Travis and Henry.

Pointing at the little blonde girl hiding behind Silvia, Travis exclaimed, "Do you really expect me to believe that that girl is actually my sister's daughter...that YOU gave birth to? She was the father, and you're the mother? Seriously?"

"Yes." Nodding her head once, Silvia then grabbed Jeane's hand and walked away with her.

Henry fell to his knees, stared up into the sky and cried, "OH GOD...WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?"

"Get over it, Henry. Wait until the sequel game; we'll find ya someone good then...unless I end up killing 'em all again." Travis told his twin brother before heading back to his apartment room to drink eggnog and watch wrestling videos. Plus, Shinobu was still warming the bed for him.

Henry, who had now gotten over the horrible revelation, wiped away his tears and hijacked a car so he can drive to Suda7's house and FORCE HIM WITH VIOLENCE to make No More Heroes 2...