Yay! It's about time I got a new fan fic up.. sorry it took me so long. Been busy. That and I have been changing all my script format fic's to story format so my lovely readers can read them. OK well hope you like it.

Warning: Spur of the moment idea while having a water fight so it may be a bit insane. You have been warned.

Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing. Wish I did though. Oh well.

Madness, Insanity, & Out of Control

by Bite Sized

Chapter 1 - Plans and Baka's

It was a dark and stormy night. . . well OK no it wasn't. It was more like a boiling hot day with no clouds in the sky. We find the Gundam Pilots hiding in the basement of the safe house. Duo and Trowa are playing a computer game, Heero is busy on his laptop doing something cough looking at porn sites cough , Wufei is attempting to meditate, and Quatre is practicing his violin.

"I'm sooo bored!" Duo moaned after beating Trowa yet again. "Why does it have to be so damn hot?!"

"Baka! Shut the hell up! I'm meditating over here." Wufei angrily cried out.

"Aww I'm sorry Wuffers." Duo said sympathetically causing Wufei to turn a lovely shade of red a strawberry would be jealous of.

"Don't ever call me Wuffers again! Unless you really don't want your braid anymore."

Duo grabbed his braid defensively. "You wouldn't!"

Wufei donned a evil grin. "You want to bet?"

Quatre looked up from his violin as he put it down. Heero kept typing and Trowa beat Duo while he was distracted. "Oh no, here we go again. Heero can you make them Shut up please. Just listening to these two is making me feel hot."

"Hn. Duo you stupid baka, shut the heck up. Wufei don't cut Duo's braid." Heero said without even looking up from his screen. Wufei and Duo Shut up immediately but started a staring contest in protest to not being able to talk.

"Quatre I think you're right. it is getting hot in here. (It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes...) Anyone want anything to drink?" Trowa said getting up from his chair and moving towards the door.

"I do. I'll come with you. Anyone else?" Quatre piped up, moving for the door.

"Ice water would be nice." Heero said finally looking up from his screen.

"Okay. What about you two?" Quatre asked Wufei and Duo but they were to busy trying to stare the other down.

"I think that's a no." Heero said observing the two.

"OK, We'll be back soon." Quatre says as he leaves the room with Trowa leading the way. Heero Turns back to his laptop ignoring the quibbling young "gentlemen".

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"I think those two need to cool down." Trowa says to Quatre

"We all need to cool down." Quatre replies as the enter the kitchen. Trowa headed over to the cupboard to get glasses while Quatre went over to the refrigerator, pulling out cold water. "Too bad there's no way to cool down. Oh wait! Yes there is!"

"What?" Trowa exclaimed in disbelief

"All we have to do is. . .

"Haven't you two calmed down yet?" Heero asked after dodging a flying pillow, thrown by a careless and very babyish Duo. Only after 5 minuets the two fighting boys had started a pillow fight still keeping their staring contest going.

"No! He started it!" Wufei and Duo angrily spat out.

"You're both immature?"

"Yes I am." Duo answered with proudness and satisfaction.

Wufei's eyes widened in horror. "I'm acting like Duo!"

Wufei ran away screaming from the room to lock himself in his room. Duo watched as he ran away and proudly put a smile on his face. "Yay! I won the staring contest. Wait did he just insult me?"

Heero looked at Duo with the I-can't-belive-you're-so-dumb expression on his face. Very sarcastically he answered Duo's idiotic question. "No Duo, he didn't."

"Oh. OK!" Duo chirped happily

Turning back to the computer, Duo opens his e-mail. Quickly typing a new message and sending it. Two minuets later a "You've got mail." is heard from Heero's computer. Heero looks over at Duo, who is once again playing a game. Cautiously Heero opens the e-mail.

"DUO!" Heero yells looking over at Duo with his famous death glare.

Innocently Duo replies. "Yes Heero?"

"Omeo karosue!"

"Eep!" Duo squeals before running out the room heading for his room. Heero throws down his laptop and runs after his prey. Shouts of promises of pain are heard.

The e-mail message: Hiya Heero. Guess what. I'm bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored. Did I mention I'm bored? Want to do something other then look at porn?

Bite Sized: Hee hee hee I'm going to be evil and stop it here. Hmmm wonder what Quatre thought of. I know and you don't! R&R and tell me what yea think. By all means flame if you want to. - Annoying yet again