12 Days of Christmas –HiME Style
Author's Note: Time to get into the Christmas spirit people! After singing random songs and eating chocolate cake in my Chemistry class, I decided to make up a HiME version of 12 Days of Christmas when me and my best friend couldn't remember one of the many Final Fantasy 7 versions (it was either that or join in on my Chemistry class's somewhat twisted nativity play where Joseph and Mary had swapped genders and Jesus was a fire bucket. Ah, the wonders of being an AS-level student). So enjoy and ignore the funny looks people give you when you sing about what you got on the third day!
Disclaimer: I don't own Mai HiME and I don't own the original 12 Days of Christmas, but I own my own mind.
On the first day of Christmas
Natsuki gave to me a giant bottle of mayonnaise
*
On the second day of Christmas
Shizuru gave to me two cups of tea
And a giant bottle of mayonnaise
On the third day of Christmas
Nao gave to me three perverts,
Two cups of tea
And a giant bottle of mayonnaise
*
On the fourth day of Christmas
Mai gave to me four ramen dishes,
Three perverts,
Two cups of tea
And a giant bottle of mayonnaise
*
On the fifth day of Christmas
Mikoto gave to me five city cats,
Four ramen dishes,
Three perverts,
Two cups of tea
And a giant bottle of mayonnaise
*
On the sixth day of Christmas
Shiho gave to me six jealous glares,
Five city cats,
Four ramen dishes,
Three perverts,
Two cups of tea
And a giant bottle of mayonnaise
*
On the seventh day of Christmas
Fumi gave to me seven sweeping scythes,
Six jealous glares,
Five city cats,
Four ramen dishes,
Three perverts,
Two cups of tea
And a giant bottle of mayonnaise
*
On the eighth day of Christmas
Yukino gave to me eight camera spores,
Seven sweeping scythes,
Six jealous glares,
Five city cats,
Four ramen dishes,
Three perverts,
Two cups of tea
And a giant bottle of mayonnaise
*
On the ninth day of Christmas
Midori gave to me nine bottles of beer,
Eight camera spores,
Seven sweeping scythes,
Six jealous glares,
Five city cats,
Four ramen dishes,
Three perverts,
Two cups of tea
And a giant bottle of mayonnaise
*
On the tenth day of Christmas
Yukariko gave to me ten holy blessings,
Nine bottles of beer,
Eight camera spores,
Seven sweeping scythes,
Six jealous glares,
Five city cats,
Four ramen dishes,
Three perverts,
Two cups of tea
And a giant bottle of mayonnaise
*
On the eleventh day of Christmas
Akane gave to me eleven leaving notes,
Ten holy blessings,
Nine bottles of beer,
Eight camera spores,
Seven sweeping scythes,
Six jealous glares,
Five city cats,
Four ramen dishes,
Three perverts,
Two cups of tea
And a giant bottle of mayonnaise
*
On the twelfth day of Christmas
Akira gave to me twelve shurikens,
Eleven leaving notes,
Ten holy blessings,
Nine bottles of beer,
Eight camera spores,
Seven sweeping scythes,
Six jealous glares,
Five city cats,
Four ramen dishes,
Three perverts,
Two cups of tea
And a giant bottle of mayonnaise