This kong right here
Is lettin' all the kremlings know
What gamers talk about
You know, one of the funkier things in life
a heh heh heh
Check it out

Ooh that kong can be so scandalous
And you know how we wish we can handle him
But to him beating us is such a cinch.
But with his girl he wishes he could be so devilish
Uh

He can dance on funky's hip hop spots
And he can just cruise to grooves to connect the dots
Not just urban cause he can sure pop
He can be that Livin' La Vida Loca guy

He crushes us faster than trucks, trucks, trucks
Beats us so fast can make you go what, what, what
Baby he can kick our butts, butts, butts
I think I'll sing it again

He crushes faster than trucks, trucks, trucks
Beats us so fast can make you go what, what, what
Baby he can kick our butts, butts, butts
All night long please let me defeat that kong



We hate it when he beats us & goes
(And get that crystal coconut)
Man he can kick our booties & go
(And get that crystal coconut)
And we hate those barrels he can throw
(And get that crystal coconut)
That kong donkey kong

We hate it when he beats us & goes
(And get that crystal coconut)
Man he can kick our booties & go
(And get that crystal coconut)
And we hate those barrels he can throw
(And get that crystal coconut)
That kong donkey kong


Oh that kong can be so scandalous
And how we wish we can handle him
But to him beating us is such a cinch
But with his girl he wishes he could be so devilish

He can dance on funkys hip-hop spots
And he can just cruise to grooves to connect the dots
Not just urban cause he can sure pop
He can be that Livin' La Vida Loca guy

He crushes us faster than trucks, trucks, trucks
Beats us so fast can make you go what, what, what
Baby he can kick our butts, butts, butts
I think i'll sing it again

He crushes faster than trucks, trucks, trucks
Beats us so fast can make you go what, what, what
Baby he can kick our butts, butts, butts
I think i'll sing it again

We hate it when he beats us & goes
(And get that crystal coconut)
Man he can kick our booties & go
(And get that crystal coconut)
And we hate those barrels he can throw
(And get that crystal coconut)
That kong donkey kong
We hate it when he beats us & goes
(And get that crystal coconut)
Man he can kick our booties & go
(And get that crystal coconut)
And we hate those barrels he can throw
(And get that crystal coconut)
That kong donkey kong
We hate it when he beats us & goes
(And get that crystal coconut)
Man he can kick our booties & go
(And get that crystal coconut)
And we hate those barrels he can throw
(And get that crystal coconut)
That kong donkey kong
We hate it when he beats us & goes
(And get that crystal coconut)
Man he can kick our booties & go
(And get that crystal coconut)
And we hate those barrels he can throw
(And get that crystal coconut)
That kong donkey kong



Oh that kong can be so scandalous
And how we wish we can handle him
But to him beating us is such a cinch
But with his girl he wish he could be so devilish



He can dance on funkys hip hop spots
And he can just cruise to grooves to connect the dots
Not just urban cause he can sure pop
He can be that Livin' La Vida Loca guy

C'mon
C'mon
C'mon
C'mon

(General Krunk is in the hot tub while everyone else is going up to the towers.)

YEAAHHH! BABY THE KONG DONKEY KONG!

We hate it when he beats us & goes
(And get that crystal coconut)
Man he can kick our booties & go
(And get that crystal coconut)
And we hate those barrels he can throw
(And get that crystal coconut)
That kong donkey kong
We hate it when he beats us & goes
(And get that crystal coconut)
Man he can kick our booties & go
(And get that crystal coconut)
And we hate those barrels he can throw
(And get that crystal coconut)
That kong donkey kong

You're strong hands and your feet.
You're strong hands and your feet.

Oh please baby PLEASE!


We hate it when he beats us & goes
(And get that crystal coconut)
Man he can kick our booties & go
(And get that crystal coconut)
And we hate those barrels he can throw
(And get that crystal coconut)
That kong donkey kong
We hate it when he beats us & goes
(And get that crystal coconut)
Man he can kick our booties & go
(And get that crystal coconut)
And we hate those barrels he can throw
(And get that crystal coconut)
That kong donkey kong
We hate it when he beats us & goes
(And get that crystal coconut)
Man he can kick our booties & go
(And get that crystal coconut)
And we hate those barrels he can throw
(And get that crystal coconut)
That kong donkey kong

(And get that crystal coconut)
(And get that crystal coconut)
(And get that crystal coconut)
Kong donkey kong

(And get that crystal coconut)
(And get that crystal coconut)
(And get that crystal coconut)
Kong donkey kong

We hate it when he beats us & goes
(And get that crystal coconut)
Man he can kick our booties & go
(And get that crystal coconut)
And we hate those barrels he can throw
(And get that crystal coconut)
That kong donkey kong
We hate it when he beats us & goes
(And get that crystal coconut)
Man he can kick our booties & go
(And get that crystal coconut)
And we hate those barrels he can throw
(And get that crystal coconut)
That kong donkey kong
We hate it when he beats us & goes
(And get that crystal coconut)
Man he can kick our booties & go
(And get that crystal coconut)
And we hate those barrels he can throw
(And get that crystal coconut)
That kong donkey kong