I'm really bored so I'm writing this. It's my first so don't flame me if it stinks.

Rating: PG (for violence and language)

DISCLAMER: Don't sue me. I'm young.

LET'S say Crash got tired of collecting crystals, gems, and relics. So he visited the beach. Sadly it wasn't a good beach. It was Pollution Beach. BAD CHOICE. He wasn't the only one there. I was there too. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Too bad I'm not a character. Well, anyway, he went fishing and got frusterated. Here's a quote from Crash's mouth. "Who invented fish? Probably a drunk *****." A crazy guy. Like Pinstripe. All of a sudden, Crash heard "dum duh dum duh dum duh dum."

"Nothing like java and guns," replied Pinstripe. Hysterical laughs erupted from Pinstripe. Really.

Well, be prepared for Pinstripe attacks--that's Part 2.