Introduction
My name is General Percy Jackson of the New York Renegade Army and Navy. I have fought in two wars and I have seen some major shit. I fought Kronos, the Titan of Time; Gaia, or Mother Earth; and five freaking versions of some jackass called Ganon. Now I am fighting some robots who are trying to kill all of humanity for no reason at all… Goddamnit. Plus, on top of everything, there's a man who came out of a British phone booth who claims to be a time traveler, with ponies…
I have developed a hate for Cyberdyne Systems, who were the company to develop the stupid ass robots I am fighting! I have faced the Cyberdyne Systems Series 70 Autonomous Infantry Unit (or the T-70), the Cyberdyne Systems Series 90 (or the T-90), the Cyberdyne Systems Series 400 (or the Clankers), the Cyberdyne Systems Series 500 (or the T-500), the T-Infinity Temporal Terminator, the Cyberdyne Systems Series 600 Terminator (or the T-600), the Cyberdyne Systems Series 700 Terminator, the Cyberdyne Systems Series 800 Terminator (or the T-800), the Cyberdyne Systems Series TS-300, the Cyberdyne Systems Series 900 (or the T-900), the Cyberdyne Systems Series 950 (or the T-950), the Cyberdyne Systems Series 1000 Terminator (or the T-1000), the T-X, the Cyberdyne Systems Series 1 Terminator (or the T-1), the HK-Drone (or the T-4 Aerial), the T-7T Tetrapod (or the Spider), the Hunter-Killer Centurion (or the Centurion or the HK-Centurion), the T-20 Service Robot, the T-1000000 (or the T-Meg), the Moto-Terminator, the Snowminator, the T-801, the T-803, the T-804, the T-806, the T-808, the T-810, the T-831, the T-835, the T-882, the T-850, and the T-888.
I only have enough time to talk about my life up to now… Shit, I hate my life. Well, I have finally, after 5 hours, my luck has run out.