I can't believe I'm writing this

It started in a bar late at night, Kermit was sitting in a booth eating his pizza and drinking his whisky ,when a young girl walked in. The girl came and asked to sit across from Kermit, to which he agreed eagerly. She called over the waiter and ordered a martini.

"H-howdy." Kermit said quietly

"Hello." Nico replied, sipping her drink.

"I'm Kermit, Kermit the frog, and you are?"

"I'm Nico." She said as she set her drink down "Nico Nico Nii~" she said waving her hands near her head.

"Haha cute." Kermit said. Nico giggled. "Would you like another drink?"

"Hmmm? Oh! Yeah!"

Kermit turned his head to call the waiter, and the next thing he knew she was right next to him.

"Wha-!" Kermit yelled at the girl's sudden move. He didn't even hear her get up.

"You know, you're really kind." she spoke softly, in a kind of sultry tone this time.

"Heh yeah..." Kermit said. She leaned closer, placing her elbow on the table for support, but she fell onto Kermit, her lips only a centimeter away.

"I like that in a guy..." Her lips met with Kermit's. She pulled back slightly, her face still close to Kermit's.

"Would you like to uh... come back to my place?" He asked, Nico gave a sexy smile.

Nico was completely naked in front of Kermit, her body laying upon his couch. Kermit inserted his love stick into Nico. She gasped, this was magical. Kermit tried not to think of his fiancee, Miss Piggy, sleeping in the bedroom as this was happening. He didn't want to cheat on Miss Piggy, he really didn't, but she didn't please him the same as he knew this girl would. Her giant bologna grinder was accepting him entirely, and her soft moans were like a symphony. Kermit released his load into her. He collapsed on top of her and fell into sleep.

When Kermit woke on the couch he was confused, and even more so when he noticed the girl lying next to him. The nights events came rushing back to him, as he remembered everything. Her eyes fluttered open and he heard the bedroom door open. He watched as a horrified Miss Piggy stared at the naked woman next to him. He didn't feel remorse though, none at all. He did not regret enjoying this girl, he did not reget letting her suck on his giant frog meat stick. He did regret hurting Miss Piggy though, and he wanted to make her feel better.

In the end, Nico didn't even call Kermit. Nico furthered her career, even with her newborn frog child. She didn''t love Kermit, she was looking for fun and she got it. As for Miss Piggy and Kermit, Miss Piggy gave forgiveness, they got married, and had seven children. Ten years later he met up with Nico again, and Nico Junior because the world's best onee-chan. After that they never even spoke again. Kermit would never forget the day he met this woman in the bar, and he'd never forget his favorite side bitch.