IN MY DREAMS 3
By PinkScyther

DISCLAIMER: I own Pokémon everyone! That's why it's my dream to own it someday! Yeah that's right, get confused! Too many exclamation marks! Am I annoying you or what?!

And now, for more weird, wacky, wild, wonderful dreams from the deepest depths of my strange subconcious mind... NEVER EVER EVER deprive me of sugar for so long and then suddenly give me a whole lot. You're all in the middle of learning that the hard way! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!


TEAM ROCKET BLASTS OFF... THE PINKSCYTHER WAY!

I'm going to the moon with Jessie, James and Meowth. Our rocket is... a bunk bed. Anyway, we're all sitting on it and then it blasts off and takes us to outer space.
Unfortunately we can't actually land on the moon itself, because a giant kid is sitting on it. He slips off, and then he gets back on. There's also a giant kid sitting on the earth. He jumps off the earth and throws it to the kid on the moon, who catches it and throws it back. So then the kid-who-sits-on-the-earth put's the earth back and sits on it again, and then I wake up.
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AT LEAST I WASN'T SWEARING THIS TIME!

Yeah that's right, I had another Pokémon Snap dream. What happened was I was in the Valley level, and then I saw the Mankey on the hill. So I threw a Pester Ball at one of the Squirtle and it slid up and knocked the Mankey over.
In my dream, the switch was actually on the same hill as the Mankey. It landed right next to the switch, and I turned around and hit it with a Pester Ball. The Mankey landed on the switch just as I was going past the gate, and I was like "Ah man, I think I missed the gate!" but luckily I hadn't. I went through it and suddenly Professor Oak's face appears in the sky, really huge, like he's God or something, and he starts going on about the secret signs I gotta take pictures of, except one of them, instead of being of Mewtwo, was this weird polygon thingy.
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AND I THOUGHT THEY HAD MODERN TECHNOLOGY!

I'm just sittin' in my sister's room playing the Super NES, (playing Super Mario World Two: Yoshi's Island), when all of a sudden Professor Oak and Mrs Ketchum come in and start watching me play. They're looking at the Nintendo and they're all excited 'coz they've never seen anything before, I mean they're acting like I've built a homework-doing machine or turned water into solid gold or something.
Ya gotta remember that these people live in a world where a living creature can be turned into a flash of light and stored inside a ball, (ie that's when ya stick a Pokémon in a Pokéball), and they're going crazy over the old Super NES!
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POKÈMORPH!

I'm in the library at school, and I can turn into Pokémon. I turn into a Raichu, and then a Marrill. Then I turn into a Machoke and lift up an entire bookcase. After I'm finished showing off I go home.
When I get there, I take my pet Pikachu to a Pokémon show. For some weird and unexplainable reason, it's being held at school. So anyway, I take my Pikachu there, and when I go inside it turns into a huge big hall.
It's a really hot day, and even though there's air conditioning my Pikachu is really hot and thirsty. So I go get him a drink, but then I woke up unfortunately.
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THE END... for now anyway 'coz I can't remember any more dreams about Pokémon...

Bit shorter this time huh? So sue me, I can't help it if I can't remember any more. I once dreamt I could fly, and mum was in a big hole in the middle of the lounge room, and the lounge room was full of invisible lollies... and that's just a summary! But I'm not gonna write it 'coz it's not Pokémon. Anyway, it's the end. You've got a review to write.
By the way, thanks everyone who's given me good reviews for anything. Thanks even more if you weren't anonymous.