Okay so today on the bus me and my friend italy[just think of this as a sort of rpc idk] were talking about Hetalia[since I receently got her addicted to it xD so yeah Russia[me]is out of character big time and Italy[ashley]...ffffft idk brief apperance of my Hetalia OC Moscow[if anyone else uses moscow I did not steal it I was just laying won one night and I was all like Moscow...hmmm XD yes she is Russia's sister,yes she is one with Russia,its not incest...Belarus want's to be with Russia nyeh] sea land[friend laramy] Ukraine[friend saraya] and Africa[friend jayjay's oc?] and Prussia[friend emily] I don't own Hetalia now on to the story!
"Say, Russia-Senpai who's bigger America or England" Italy asked Russia looking up at him with his eyes closed as usual. "Hmmm, what do you mean Italy?" Russia asked quizically.
"I mean who's BIGGER!"He said butting emphasis on the last word. "America or England!" He said with excitiment.
Russia's face then had a slight blush. "I-I don't know, why are you even asking this Italy!" Russia said stutering waving his hands in the air.
"Because Ukraine said and I quote 'I wonder if your country is bigger and your male,does that make you bigger down their?' then she ran away somewhere"Italy siad finishing.
"Well I don't Ita-" Russia then got cut off. "Of course it does Little Italy!" Came shouting. "Oh god not him" said Russia as he put his head down and put his hand on his forehead and Italy opened his eye's do see who it was.
"I the awesome Prussia says that im the biggest out of everyone!" Prussia said raising his fist into the air.
"Do you even what were talking about Prussia?" Asked Russia in a monotone voice.
Prussia's face then had a huge smile[like in the anime pic on profile] and said nothing,with sweat dropping down his forehead.
..."no" Prussia finally said sighing in defeat with his head hanging down.
"We're talking about how big the guys are down their Prussia!" Italy said again with excitement.
"eh" Prussia muttered then ran away into the bushes wih a tiny little bird following.
"What was the about Ivan?" Moscow asked walking up next to Russia.
"Ciao, Mosca[moscow in italian]"Italy said waving.
"Privet[idk if thats how you say hello is russian its what my friend told me :/] Italy" Moscow said with a smile.
"Privet Moscow"Russia said with a smile as he looked towards Moscow
"Privet Russia-Senpai" Moscow said with a smile towards Russia.
"What are you to talking about?" Moscow asked
"Which county is bigger down there" Italy said again
"Well,that's easy to Determine" Moscow stated
"HOW?"yelled Russia and Italy at the same time.
"Easy Sea Land is smallest and Frace is the biggest" She simply stated.
"Sea land I understand but France?" Italy asked.
"Well last week he walked around naked and there was like 3 full bundles of roses."
Then France walked behind Moscow naked.
Russia and Italy both had a sweat drop moment while Moscow was oblivious.
"Hmmm I guess you were right Mosca-chan!" Italy yelled
"Now I must go tell Doitsu bye Mosca-chan,Russia-senpai" Italy then ran off to get to Germany getting shot at by Switserland in the process.
Russia then grabbed Moscows hand and started dragging her towards America's house
"Russia,where are we going?" Moscow asked
Russia then looked at his love with a smile
"To America's house he stole some Vodka" Russia said
Moscow then smiled at Russia and went off towards America
FFFFFFFFT well the end?
XD I know it wasn't funny but hey im no comedian and I might continue with one-shots I seem to be better at then IDK
This story sucked ):
eh I might to a one shot later with Russia and Moscow...
This was my first Hetalia story and yeah...buh bye :D
oh BTW listen to the song 'Another Way to Die' by Disturbed it's epic okay now bye :D