Skydiving with Tony
By Lucky Detective
Bruce wasn't sure about this. Oh sure he was told when he was "him" he tore through the skies screaming and trashing invaders that were coming out of that portal left and right. Bringing down a monster that a million times bigger than him in less than a second and then later on punched Thor on a whim.
However the very thought of sky diving terrified him. He noticed that the other Avengers have already gone ahead and jump out the plane. Black Widow did it the moment she realized she was on the same plane as he was. Hawkeye shortly followed her while screaming "You forgot your parachute". Captain America followed while screaming "Hawkeye you're not even wearing your parachute." Thor jumped out while swinging his hammer, Bruce mused himself thinking "I bet he doesn't even know what sky diving is"
"Hey is your turn you know" Tony said breaking Bruce's train of thought.
"I was just thinking of not jumping" Bruce smiled as he step away from the open door. The "Oh come is going to be fun" reply that usually followed was replace with Tony tackling him out of the plane.
The hell? Bruce didn't of course expect that and realized something as he wrapped his arm around Tony.
"Tony where is your parachute?" Bruce asked calmly.
"Don't need one" Tony replied calmly.
"Oh, so how will we survive this?" Bruce calmly asked
"By scaring Pepper into saving us" Tony actually smiled.
"And if that doesn't work in time?"
"You can just turn into Hulk and scream at me"
"Ah..."
Pepper Potts nearly had a heart attack when she read her text
"Just jump out of a plane without a parachute. Oops. Save us? Tackled Bruce out of the plane with me."
"JARVIS!" Pepper scream at the top of her lungs.
"Yes Pepper" Jarvis replied in his usual calm manner.
"SEND OUT TONY'S SUIT! NOW!" Pepper screamed some more.
"I already have the moment you received his text"
"ARGH! I NEED A - oh" Pepper said in surprised as she spotted someone arriving with a bottle of Grey goose.
"And I have sent someone to fetch you something strong for you to inhale" Jarvis added.
It was quite a show to see Bruce thought to himself as he watched Tony transform into Iron man right before his eyes. Falling though the sky was a breath taking experience, a experience he knew he had as the Hulk but never remember it. Within inches of hitting the ground, Tony swoop in and carried Bruce in a bride like manner to safety. The rest of the Avengers were already on the ground. Hawkeye in Black Widow's arms before she dropped him, Captain America somehow stuck in a tree and Thor climbing out of a huge hole he created when he landed. Iron man landed and gently let Bruce on his feet.
"Now isn't skydiving fun?" Tony asked cheerfully, he was met with glares, rolled eyes, and a plain fat no.