I do not own Hetalia.

Warning: This is a crack fic, so do not take it seriously. Although I have seen stories with Canada and Prussia together...

Eh.. oh well. Enjoy~


Down the hall and to the left. Through double doors and into the next room. It seemed that this person was searching the whole building for something. And he was. Well, someone. He was searching for someone.

The albino -bet you already know who- was searching for his dear brother. Or, less awesome brother, as he would say. His brother, Germany, was nowhere to be found. It wasn't that he was worried that the German was nowhere to be found, it was the fact that he had borrowed something from the awesome Prussia, and he still hasn't given it back yet. His hat. His awesomely awesome hat. He had borrowed his hat and he needed it back. He said that it completed his look of awesomeness.

The Prussian stopped in his tracks when he came to the last room. The last room, and still nothing. Where was he? Didn't he say that he was going to be here for the world meeting? Yes, Prussia was a nation as well, so shouldn't he see Germany at the meeting too? Yes. But the thing was, Prussia thought that he was far too awesome to attend a meeting with a bunch of nations. After all, they might think of something awesome. But then again, who in the world could be more awesome than Prussia? Or so he thought.

Prussia was going to dash out of the room again when he saw some movement in the corner. He recognized the blonde hair and presumed it was America. So he rushed over.

"America. Have you seen my less awesome brother of mine? I can't find him anywhere."

America turned around and looked confused. He then sighed. Prussia stared at him, where was his pilot jacket? And why didn't he instantly answer? He was about to speak when 'America' interrupted.

"I'm not America. I'm Canada.." This 'Canada' was so quiet. Prussia almost didn't catch what he was saying? He was Canada? Who was that? There was a Canada? Since when? But it looked so much like America. Did America had a brother that nobody knew about? Or maybe it's a clone.. All these thoughts were running through the albino's head. He shook it off and asked in a very loud and questioning voice.

"Who are you? Are you a new nation?"

Canada nervously shook his head. "No.. I-"

"Do you want to help the awesome Prussia?" Prussia asked. "I need help finding my less awesome brother. He took my hat and now I look less awesome than before."

Poor Canada didn't even have a chance to reply because Prussia grabbed his wrist and dragged him to the next room. The Canadian had trouble catching up with the Prussian. He was fast. After a while, Prussia had stopped long enough for Canada to catch his breath. "I.. I didn't say t-" Once again, the poor Canadian was dragged off by Prussia. 'Why me..?' He thought.

Now that he thought about it, Prussia didn't really need his help. He seemed to be doing fine on his own. And he couldn't even search for him when he was being dragged like this. So what was the point of him being here? Prussia didn't get lonely, did he? No, he didn't seem like the type of person who would. Speaking of Prussia, he stopped once again, to catch his breath.

"Man, where's West when you need him?

After Canada caught his breath, he decided to try to speak. Prussia did say that he wanted help. "Maybe if you look at his house, he should be-"

"Nein! That's a terrible plan! Now quiet! The awesome me is thinking!" He pondered for a moment and then finally came to a conclusion. "I know! Maybe he's at his house! Yes! I think of such awesome ideas!"

Wait what? Prussia just stole Canada's idea. The Canadian sighed. This was going to be a long day..


Hope you enjoyed it!

Wow.. this is short..