A songfic based on the song and video Stuck like Glue by Sugarland
Disclaimer:
I do not own the legend of Zelda or Sugarland they are the property of their respective owners
AN: this is my first Fic so Constructive criticism is desired!
Our story begins in a quiet suburb located in Kakariko City where the residents are just waking up.
a young Zora named Ruto and her best friend Sheik sit in a small car, Ruto is tapping a beat
on her steering wheel as she stares at the small green house at the end of the street with a dreamy smile
on her face. Sheik is chilling in the back seat wearing a pair of dark sunglasses over his Ruby red eyes,
bobbing his head to Rutos beat as he begins to strum his guitar. Ruto's smile widens as she moves to the
rhythm and she begins to sing.
Absolutely no one who knows me better
Ruto reaches up on the dash board where a small pile of pictures lay and she begins to flip through them
No one that can make me feel so good
How did we stay so long together?
All the pictures are one man, or in this case one hero by the Name of Link Kokiri
Everybody, everybody said we never would
And just when I
Start to think they're right
The love has died
Suddenly there is movement from the house, Link is stepping out in his Bathrobe to take out his trash
Ruto freaks out.
There you go making my heart beat again
Heart beat again, heart beat again
Link casually looks up to see what the commotion is and upon seeing Ruto
his eyes grow wide with shock and fear.
There you go making me feel like a kid
Won't you do it, do it one time?
Ruto puts the car in Gear and steps on the gas.
Link runs as Ruto's car crashes into his trash cans knocking them over.
There you go pulling me right back in
Right back in, right back in
Link has called the Cops and Ruto and Sheik(who is still; playing his guitar)
are sitting in the back of a squad car as Link yells at the two cops demanding she be locked up
And I know I'm never letting this go
I'm stuck on you
Ruto waves at link and blows him a kiss that causes him to turn green
Down at booking Ruto and Sheik(who still has his Guitar for some reason)
are anything but discouraged while they sing and dance with the other inmates.
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, stuck like glue
You and me baby, we're stuck like glue
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, stuck like glue
You and me baby, we're stuck like glue
A few days later Ruto and Sheik casually stand at Links Door then
Sheik checks to see if the coast is clear and knocks on Links door
Some days I don't feel like trying
Some days you know I wanna just give up
Link opens the door and is horrified and enraged to see Ruto on his door step
exclaiming
"what the Fu-" Sheik Cuts him off by hitting him over the head with the megaton hammer
When it doesn't matter who's right
Fight about it all night
Had enough, you give me that look
I'm sorry baby let's make up
You do that thing that makes me laugh
And just like that
There you go making my heart beat again
Heart beat again, heart beat again
There you go making me feel like a kid
Won't you do it, do it one time?
There you go pulling me right back in
Right back in, right back in
And I know I'm never letting this go
I'm stuck on you
Link wakes up sputtering while Ruto forces a bottle of
drugged Red potion down his throat
he looks around the refurbished warehouse
terrified as he sees paintings of him and Epona covering the walls ,
a collage made up Entirely of pictures of him during different times covering an entire wall, and
several life-size plushies of him,
and lets not forget Sheik who is chilling on a coach in the corner strumming his Guitar, smiling and bobbing his head to the rhythm.
oh, whoa-oh, stuck like glue
You and me baby, we're stuck like glue
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, stuck like glue
You and me baby, we're stuck like glue
The Drugged Potion finally settles causing Link to see
Ruto and the all the great Fairies dancing seductively Before him.
This causes him to struggle against his bonds
violently.
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, you almost stay out
Two stuck together from the ATL out
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, feelin' kinda sick
Just a spoon full of sugar make it better real quick
I say, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whatcha gonna do with that?
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, come on over here with that
Sugar sticky sweet stuff, come and give me that stuff
Everybody want some
Melodies that get stuck up in your head
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, up in your head
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, up in your head
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, up in your head
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
Stuck like glue
You and me together, say it's all I wanna do
I said there you go making my heart beat again
Heart beat again, heart beat again
There you go making me feel like a kid
Won't you do it, do it one time?
There you go pulling me right back in
Right back in, right back in
And I know I'm never letting this go
There you go making my heart beat again
Heart beat again, heart beat again
There you go making me feel like a kid
Won't you do it, do it one time?
Link, now scared for life is bound to a dinner table as
Ruto spoon feeds him Deku nut pie to the point of gagging.
Suddenly the Mailman runs in screaming "Mr. Link! a letter for you"
Links mouth looks at the mail man with pleading eyes however the
mailman is dedicated to his schedule and reporting that Mr. Link has
been Abducted is not part of it! Ruto motions for the Mailman to give
her the letter.
There you go pulling me right back in
Right back in, right back in
And I know I'm never letting this go
I'm stuck on you
Ruto looks up from the letter tears of rage glistening in her eyes
she suddenly slugs Link in the face and storms off Crying.
Link Glances down at letter and can Just make out the end
- To answer your question
yes Link Kokiri, Yes I will marry you!
Forever yours
-Zelda
Link is so happy that he nearly misses the abrupt end to the Guitar,
unfortunately he does catch it and fear spreads to every fiber of his being as he
shivered realizing that now Sheik will punish him for hurting his friend.
Link Squeezed his eyes shut waiting for the inevitable pain...but it never came,
instead he felt a soft pleasant pressure on his lips. Links Eyes flew open to reveal
Princess Zelda standing before him wearing Sheiks Jump suit and glasses,
she smiles and begins to sing.
Whoa-oh, stuck like glue
You and me baby, we're stuck like glue
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, stuck like glue
You and me baby, we're stuck like glue
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, stuck like glue
You and me baby, we're stuck like glue
END
AN: I do hope you all enjoyed my first fic! I apologize for the grammar mistakes but I wrote this in about ten minutes