THE LION KING--POKÈMON STYLE!
By PinkScyther

DISCLAIMER: I don't own The Lion King. Also, I don't own Pokémon...yet! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
When I get a job at Nintendo, I'll be promoted as high as I can go, and take over the rights to Pokémon! Then I will create real Pokémon, and rule the world! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

'Kay, everyone disturbed enough now? Good. Now, this fic is a Lion King/Pokémon crossover, that I wrote for Mewberries because if you go to her profile it's the latest fic challenge.


PINKSCYTHER: *sitting in a director's chair in front of a stage* I'm holding auditions for the Pokémon Lion King! It's time they all had a break from my usual insane Tracy-killing fics... although this'll be insane too. Ah well. Anyway, all they hafta do is sing.

*Mewtwo comes on. He starts singing the Hamsterdance--complete with the helium balloon voice!*

PS: Alright, some insanity! Mewtwo's gettin' a part for sure--besides, if he doesn't he'll blow me into bits.

*Next, Mew comes on. She sings the DK rap--with all the actions*

PS: Cool, this is goin' well.

*next, Ash, Pikachu, Brock and Misty come on. Brock has a guitar, and they start doing the video clip to 'Teenage Dirtbag'.*

PS: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Oh, are my constant interruptions annoyin' everyone? Ah well. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!

*Jessie, James and Meowth come along. They do the video clip to 'He Don't Love You'. Somehow they even have the glass floor, but halfway through the song it breaks, and they fall through...*

PS: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!! I know, it's mean to laugh at them... poor Team Rocket. *trys not to laugh but can't help it* HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

*Ho-oh and Lugia come along. They do the Monopoly Song, just like me and a few others did in my fic 'The Monopoly Song'!*

PS: *sniff* They used my dance... *sniff* I'm so touched...

*then Misty's Psyduck escapes the Pokéball and lands onstage.*

MISTY: Oh no, not Psyduck!

PS: Hey, he did get the lead role in that other movie remember? (see ep. 'Lights, Camera, Quack-tion!')

*Psyduck just stands there looking dumb... then suddenly he whips out a microphone and does the best Elvis Presley impression in the entire world, even better than the real Elvis Presley*

PS: That was great! 'Kay, now I'm gonna tell ya what part ya got. *gets out a list* Mewtwo... is Scar. Lugia... is Mufasa. Ho-oh... is Sarabi. Ash... is Simba. Misty... is Nala. Brock... is Rafiki. (A/N Why am I so mean to Brock? I guess I'm like Blue9Tiger--the more I like a character, the worse I treat them.) Jessie... is Shenzi. Meowth... is Banzai. James... is Ed. Pikachu... is Zazu. (A/N See what I mean?) Mew... is Timon. And Psyduck... is Pumbaa.

BROCK: Why do I have to be Rafiki?

PIKACHU: Why do I have to be Zazu?

PS: Didn't you read the Author's Notes?


TO BE CONTINUED...

'Kay, next part is about makin' the movie... it's really more of a Lion King bloopers but oh well.
And if Mewberries is readin' this, I have a message for her: PLEASE EMAIL ME! I hafta ask you somethin'...
This was a little short but that doesn't matter, does it? Really? Anyway, write a review, or else............. hmm, I don't really know what'll happen... anyway, just do it!