Kisame One shot

Well this wasn't how I'd imagined my welcoming to be… currently Kisame, also known as my lover was chasing Deidara around, who was wearing some rather revealing underwear…I sighed. Could I never get one normal moment? I walked into the room and plopped down on the sofa next to Itachi, Hidan and Kakuzu.

"Anyone want to tell me why Deidara is wearing women's underwear?" I asked, Kakuzu, ignoring me just continued to read his newspaper, with Hidan on his lap laughing his arse off. Itachi just sighed.

"Deidara decided to dress up for Sasori, unfortunately all of Deidara's underwear has been ripped to shreds by Tobi" I cocked an eyebrow, turning to Itachi so that he'd finish the story.

Itachi gave me a small smirk, "Tobi decided he wanted to make a quilt for his bed…out of Deidara's undies, so he decided to borrow some, but of course they ran out of lube, so Deidara asked Kisame if he had any, and as you can see once Kisame saw Deidara in the underwear he just bought you he went ballistic." I smirked.

"OUCH, UN! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!" I sighed this might go on for a while…

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK THAT'S FOR YOU LITTLE SHIT!" I started laughing my arse off at how angry Kisame was "THAT UNDERWEAR WAS A FUCKING ANNIVERSARY PRESENT!" I immediately stopped laughing. SHIT! I completely forgot it was our anniversary today! I hadn't gotten Kisame anything! Damn it! I am such a bad girlfriend! Two years! Two years and I still forgot our bloody anniversary!

Itachi saw my face and smirked. "Relax I knew you'd forget. I've got you covered" I looked at my best friend with the biggest relieved smile on my face.

"Itachi I will never ever be able to thank you enough, you know that right?" he smirked at me, and there was something behind his eyes that made me worry. I knew that look. That could only mean one thing…

"Itachi please tell me you didn't…" I couldn't get the words out of my mouth. He out right smirked at me now.

"Oh yes l did." I felt my stomach plunge to my feet. There was only one thing that Itachi could have done. The thing is, Kisame and I were quite experimental, we liked to have a go at anything really, even a little light bondage, handcuffs really that's it, and it was good, well actually it was great, but there was something I knew Kisame wanted to try but he'd never asked me, only thing is that I didn't want to. I just didn't see the appeal of getting spanked till your arse is raw, I have nothing against it but It's obvious that it's me that would get the spanking.

"Well how bad?" Itachi chuckled causing Hidan and Kakuzu to give him a wary look. "Oh you know, outfit, paddle, lube, dildos, bondage…" I palled slightly.

I knew that Kisame wouldn't hurt me, that was a given, and I had no doubt I'd enjoy it, that was definitely a given, I mean Christ! The man was a sex god! He was so damn good I was getting wet just thinking about him!

Speaking of my lover, I wonder if even noticed I was here? Was he really that mad?

"Itachi, how did Deidara get the underwear?" Itachi smiled thinking back to earlier…

Flashback

"FOR FUCKS SAKE!" Kisame stormed through the base, the angriest expression on his face any one had ever seen. It was bad enough that Amber had been away for about three weeks, so he was obviously sexually frustrated, but this was more than that, he looked pissed…

The blue shark man stormed through the base, into the kitchen and proceeded to chuck everything out of every drawer he could find. Itachi looked up from reading his jutsu book and walked into the kitchen. The sight in front of him was one to behold. Kisame was trying to find something with a vengeance he had never seen before.

"Kisame." The blue man looked up at his partner and calmed down a little, it was true he was over reacting but still, it was just so damn frustrating! "What are you looking for?"

Kisame took a breath and proceeded to tell Itachi about the underwear and he needed a pair of scissors to cut the price tags off. Which of course he couldn't find!

"Why don't you just rip them off?" the blue man looked down at his partner from his 6"7 height and proceeded to blush slightly.

"Well there's not much to it…its very, flimsy and delicate, if I try and rip the tags, the whole bloody thing will probably rip and I spent a god damn fortune on it. She's been eyeing it for ages…" Itachi smiled he knew exactly what underwear he'd bought her. She'd been eyeing it for Kisame's birthday present.

Itachi didn't even think it could be classed as lingerie it consisted of a see through black lace bra, with very thin straps gong around the neck, then under each cup were three very flimsy straps that went all the way down an attached to a tiny piece of black fabric that was meant to cover her most private parts, a string then went up the back attaching to the back of the bra. That was it, nothing else, it would barely cover her. She was a voluptuous girl; she had the curves, in particular the hips and the breasts to rival any woman but she still had a flat and toned stomach, short but toned legs and toned arms to boot.

It was one of the reasons her and Kisame fit so well together. With his imposing height and breadth, he was a muscled, tall, imposing and large man, and Amber and her curves just seemed to compliment him so well.

Itachi nodded, acknowledging Kisame's obvious problem. "I think I have a pair somewhere." Kisame's relief was obvious as he looked at the clock, she would be home soon. Just in time, he thought.

After borrowing Itachi's scissors and placing the underwear back in its box, gift wrapped of course, he placed it on his bed and went to grab a shower…"

Flashback End.

"So Deidara pinched it when he was in the shower?" Itachi nodded

"Yeah, only thing is, he re-wrapped it so Kisame never knew." I started giggling at that.

*CRASH* I looked down the hallway, Kisa must be really mad, I thought.

"Itachi? Where's his present?"

"I put it in your room under your bed." I nodded in thanks.

"Can you do me a favour make sure Kisa doesn't know I'm home yet and keep him out of the bedroom, okay?" Itachi nodded, I smiled at him. "Oh and you guys might want to go out tonight" I smirked, walking off down the hallway.

Itachi rolled his eyes.

"I already talked to Pein, we're all going to a bar in town." I nodded and thanked him again. I waked into the room I shared with Kisame and dived under the bed. I then proceeded to curse Itachi to the high heavens. When he said he got everything, he bloody well meant it. I started pulling everything out and placed it on the bed. The outfit was cute, a bit of a cliché, but still cute. I suppose naughty school girl worked well. I turned the skirt around, well it was more of a belt, turning it round I stood there and just stared at the bedazzled writing along the back of the skirt, right were my arse would be were the words in white gemstones 'SPANK ME!' to be honest, I wasn't really resenting it. But the thought of getting spanked just made me feel embarrassed, it just seemed degrading! I mean I was an S-Ranked missing Nin…who was going to get spanked till I was red and sore. I sighed. Too late to back out now…

I looked through all the stuff Itachi had bought, I was impressed and slightly worried as well, Itachi seemed to know what lube Kisame preferred as well as the condoms I liked best. It was almost scary.

After setting everything up I pulled out the paddle and laid it on the bed, and left to change into the outfit Itachi bought me.

I was adjusting the skirt that was showing off the bottom of my arse cheeks and very tight, not to mention the fact that the shirt wouldn't do up over my breasts so that had to be tied just underneath. I slipped on the suspenders, attaching my tights to the little clips and put on my black stiletto heels that Kisame bought me last Christmas; every time I wore them Kisame would melt at the sight of my legs… I was busy day dreaming about Kisame while I was putting up my hair in a messy bun, I heard a knock at my door and Itachi slipped inside.

I poked my head out the bathroom door, realising who it was I walked out and greeted him. "Hi Itachi, do you think it's too much?" I asked, he shook his head at me,

"He's going to love it" I smiled

"I hope so…" Itachi walked up to me and hugged me, he pulled away leaving his hands on my shoulders, "don't worry amber, he's going to love it, honestly. The only thing he's worried about is that your present was ruined." I smiled at Itachi and let out a breath I didn't know I was holding.

"Thanks Itachi, I don't know why I'm so nervous though, it just feels different tonight." Itachi gave me a knowing smile and I cocked an eyebrow at him. He just shook his head, gave me another hug and left telling me he was sending Kisame to me in the next ten minutes and everyone was leaving now.

I watched as he shut the door, I lit the candles that lay all around the bedroom and waited. Five minutes of butterflies later I heard footsteps coming closer to the room, I knew it was Kisame, I heard him sigh. I smiled listening to how disappointed he sounded. He had no idea.

The door knob twisted and in walked the most gorgeous blue shinobi I'd ever seen, his hands were over his eyes, rubbing his temples. He stopped suddenly and looked around. A smile lit his face, and it took my breath away. His eyes met mine and before I could even breathe I was in his arms. I didn't say anything and neither did he. I hadn't seen him, held him, touched him in three weeks. I buried my face in his chest, I just breathed I missed his smell, I had taken one of his shirts with me on the mission, I slept in it every night, but there was nothing better than smelling him. I lifted my face and gazed into his eyes, my stomach did flips. God I loved him. So much.

"Happy anniversary baby." I whispered.

"I thought you wouldn't make It." his voice was low and deep, his chest rumbled every time he spoke, his hand came up and caressed my cheek softly, I closed my eyes and leaned into his touch. "I missed you, so much." He whispered into my hair. Sending shivers down my spine.

I looked up at him again. "I love you" I told him and as I said the words I knew that this was what I was here for, to love this man, and he was here to love me. We just fit. It just was. I knew that he loved me, I could see it in his eyes, feel it in the way his arms tightened around me when I spoke the words.

I stepped back and watched as his eyebrows furrowed, I kept hold of his hands; I needed the contact after so long of not having him. I walked backwards, making sure he didn't see the writing splayed over my arse and watched as his eyes took me in hungrily. He followed me to the bed as I sat him down, already seeing the strain in his pants. I smiled, holding his face between my hands, and I kissed him. It was slow and soft and gentle. I poured everything into it as he did for me. His large hands held my waist pulling me against him.

I broke away for air opening my eyes, all I could see was my love mirrored in his eyes. I loved him so much it almost hurt. He then, very predictably stuck his face in my cleavage, I couldn't help but laugh; there was something about Kisame and my breasts. His strong arms wrapped around my waist pulling me closer. I rested my hands on his shoulders, rubbing from his arms to his neck and back. I stepped back laughing at his disgruntled expression as I let go of him walking back making sure he stayed sitting on the bed. I walked backwards a good few steps.

"What are you doing woman? Come here and let me fondle you!" I laughed again.

"Hold on one second okay? I have something for you." At this his interest peaked again and he leant forward, his forearms resting on his knees, with an expression I can only describe as predatory.

I smiled. "Kisa, I know you've wanted to try something for a while…" his eyebrow cocked at that, he obviously didn't realise I knew. "So I thought that maybe you'd want to try it tonight" at that he showed me his sharp pointed teeth, his eyes had lit up in expectation and I could see the bulge in his pants get tighter. I could feel myself getting wetter by the second, I knew he could smell my arousal, he could smell the wetness between my legs and all I wanted right then and there was him inside me. And he knew it too.

I took a breath and turned around, I heard his intake of breath and I looked over my shoulder at him, his eyes were glued to the writing on my skirt and the look he was giving me made me weak at the knees. I could feel his eyes rake up and down my body, making me shiver with anticipation.

"woman, if you don't get that gorgeous arse over here now…" he left the threat hanging but it still made me wetter, Christ I was so wet I could feel it dribble down the inside of my leg. Kisame's nostrils flared and he growled, he'd smelt it and seen it.

He got up so fast I never saw him move. He was kneeling in front of me watching as my juices ran down the inside of my thigh. He spun me round and his nose ran up my leg, he just breathed in and I couldn't help but moan. He was barley touching me, but it was the most erotic thing he'd ever done, and god I loved it. My eyes snapped open as hid tongue trapped the drop of my juice and he followed it up my thigh, licking it away until he reached my now ruined panties.

Deftly and silently he unsnapped my suspenders with one hand on each leg, I slipped out of my heels as he threw them across the room to god knows where, followed with my tights and my panties. He left the skirt on though, he then backed me up against the wall and slung my leg over his shoulder and nuzzled me, I let out another moan. He slowly placed gentle kisses everywhere but where I needed him most. My hands found their way into his hair as he finally took a long slow swipe of me.

"Kisame…" I couldn't help but moan his name; he just felt so goddamned good! One of his hands massaged the thigh that was resting on his shoulder; the other was braced against the wall by my waist. Another slow swipe, god!

"Kisa" I breathed. He lifted his tongue to my clit, rolling it around the nub, flicking it with that brilliant pink organ of his… my head hit the wall; my hands pressed him closer to me "KISAME! Oh Christ!" he'd taken my overly sensitive clit in his mouth and was now sucking it, rolling it around in his mouth. Oh god he felt so good! Suddenly it stopped. I looked down at him and watched as he smirked up at me, removing my leg from his shoulder he got up walked to the bedside table and proceeded to pick up a selection of dildos, all different sizes and colours. He came back, kneeling in front of me, replacing my leg back to his shoulder as he sucked on me again.

"oh god Kisa! Don't you dare st- AHHH! op! Oh Christ! YES!" moving slowly, ever so painfully slowly inside me was a small blue vibrator, suddenly he took a long swipe and cranked the vibrator up to its highest level "AHHHH! KISAME! PLEASE!" my head was rocking side to side; I was bucking into his face, in time with his tongue.

"What baby? What do you want? Tell me what you want from me…"

I couldn't breathe it was just so damn good… suddenly everything stopped. The vibrations, his tongue, everything. I looked down at his smirking face; he knew I was close to cumming.

His hands ran up my front stopping at the tie bellow my breasts, slowly, ever so slowly he untied the shirt, setting my breasts free. His mouth latched onto my left nipple as he picked up a medium sized dildo and thrust it into me without any warning. "KISAME!" but nothing happened, no movement, there was none of that gorgeous friction I needed, no craved! I had to have it!

"Tell me baby…tell me what you want" his breath and lips brushed against my now erect and cold nipple.

"I want…I want you to move it…" I could feel his smirk…his hands massaged my sides, I moaned again.

"Move what sweetheart? What do you want me to move?"

"Move the dildo, I need you to move the dildo in me…I need you to make me cum!"

I head him chuckle "you should've said sweetie…" his mouth latched onto my nipple again, sucking and grazing his tongue and teeth against it,

"Oh god…" I was in heaven, he then started moving the dildo in and out, so slowly, ever so tormenting slowly… I bucked into it and he growled.

"You need to stay still baby…I don't want you to move at all, do you understand me?" I looked down at him with lust glazed, half lidded eyes and nodded. "Promise?"

I nodded "promise…" I breathed

"Good girl…" he started his ministrations again the dildo moving slightly faster but still too slow, his mouth latched onto my other nipple and suddenly I felt a small vibrator on my clit.

"OH GOD! KISA! YES…PLEASE…MORE! KISAME!" he suddenly went even faster, faster, faster…

"KISAME!" I climaxed all over the dildo, the vibrator and my legs.

My eyes closed as my head fell back against the wall, my knees where weak, the only thing holding me up where Kisame's hands on my waist.

His lips traveling up my stomach to my breasts, enticed shivers from me as I felt his whispered words against my skin.

"Open your eyes baby" Slowly; I prized my eyes open starring at the candle lights flickering on the ceiling. "Look at me." Sluggishly, letting my eyes travel down to meet his black pupils, I felt a fresh wave of desire rush over me, a fresh sheen of sweat appearing as his face dipped lower and I watched him, his eyes never leaving mine as his tongue cleaned up the evidence of my orgasm.

I could hardly breathe; here was this man, on his knees before me, worshiping my body until I couldn't think straight, until I couldn't think at all. I was lost in him, and I knew I'd never find my way back to a life without him, I would willing stay here in this moment with the man that I belonged to, the man that belonged to me.

"Kisame…" I whispered, my body still heavy and helpless from my release ached with fresh need. A need that only he could satisfy.