Story of a Truth Untold
A Star Wars Spoof
Disclaimer- I do not own Star Wars or any of its characters.
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(This story begins one day, when Obi sees lil Padme with a big pregnant belly. Anakin just happened to be there talking lovey dovey to her and rubbing her belly.)
Obi-Wan: Um…
Anakin: Oh, hello Obi-Wan!
Obi-Wan: Anakin…
Padme: We're busted.
Anakin: Um… I can explain…
Obi-Wan: Oh, you can, can you?
Anakin: Um… yes. I was, uh, blessing the child?
Obi-Wan: Uh-huh, sure. And explain the wedding ring on your finger.
Padme: We're seriously busted.
Obi-Wan: Are you the father of this child?
Anakin: Uh…
Obi-Wan: Hm?
Anakin: Uh…
Obi-Wan: Hm?
Anakin: Uh…
Obi-Wan: Hm?
Anakin: Uh…
Obi-Wan: Hm?
Anakin: Uh…
Obi-Wan: Hm?
Anakin: Uh…
Padme: GUYS!
Anakin: Uh… no?
Anakin notices that Obi-Wan has just put away his cell-phone.
Anakin: Who was that?
Obi-Wan: Maury.
Anakin: Maury?
Padme: Maury?
Obi-Wan: Maury. He's getting a DNA test.
Padme: Oh, s.
Anakin: I'm dead.
(A few days later…)
Maury: And welcome to my show. Today, we have some special guests: Obi-Wan
Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker, and Padme Amidala! Obi-Wan believes Anakin is the father of Padme's child. Anakin says he can't be, because he is a Jedi. We'll find out in a few moments, but first, I wan to talk to the guests. So, Anakin, you have been married to Padme for three years, is that correct?
Anakin: Um… no.
Obi-Wan:…
Maury: This is going to be a lot harder than I thought. Wait! The results are in!
Padme: We're dead.
Anakin: I might as well turn in my lightsaber now…
Maury: Anakin… you are NOT the father.
Anakin: Yes! Wait, what?!?!
Padme: I'm dead…
Anakin: Who's the father?
Padme: Uh…
Anakin: I don't believe it! I'm married to you for three years and this is how… wait, oh crap…
Obi-Wan: Ah-hah!
Padme: Don't "ah-hah" him, Obi-Wan, you know very well that you're the father… oops.
Anakin: WHAT?!?! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ME, OBI-WAN!
(A very large lightsaber battle ensues.)
Anakin: I AM SO TURNING TO THE DARK SIDE FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Padme: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Palpatine: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maury: Um, that's all the time for today! See you later!
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