I do not own Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess. It is owned by Nintendo.
Champion
by Carlson
He walks through the streets of the city. He passes shops and restaurants, never giving them a second glance. He turns onto the southern thoroughfare. Here, he sees the old fortuneteller, merchants selling tawdry trinkets, and a fantastic(ly cheap) contest.
Smirking, he steps up to the tent. He hears the shrill screams of his admirers. He enters dramatically. Immediately, he hears with his keen ears, "Oh, great. Him again. Not to worry, not even he can pass my unfathomably difficult game," followed by muffled snickers.
"Welcome, welcome!" greats the owner of the tent. He waves his arms in false delight. The contestant raises an eyebrow, picking up the act effortlessly. Without a word, he begins the "unfathomably difficult game."
Only ten minutes later, the contestant leaves the tent a champion.