Sk8ter Boi
Prologue/Info/Authors Note
After the end of the fifth yeah at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Harry Potter disappeared seemingly off the face of the earth, leaving only a letter stating that he was leaving to train for the finale battle. But no one had seen or heard from their savoir since left the Hogwarts express.
Dumbledore sent every available Order member out to search for his ticket to glory…I mean the young man he thought of as a grandson.
Dumbledore had his pones…I mean collages search every part of Europe but still no luck. But what they didn't know was that Harry was not in Europe. Far from it, at that moment Harry was in North America, West Chester Pennsylvania to be exact.
Harry went by the name Bam and became a Jackass…not literally you know like the show? O-well and a pro skater. He has his own show called Viva La Bam. When
Hermione was supposedly looking for him she was staying with him and went by the name Missy.
Bam AKA Harry best friend Ville is a Finnish Rock Star; he's the singer for HIM the best band in the world in Bam's point of view, so most of the time he's with Ville touring with him across Europe and The US. Bam's other best friends are Jussi and Jryki from The 69 Eyes.
The five of them; Missy, Ville, Jussi, Jryki; which are coughloverscouch, and Bam arm Death Eaters now, Gasp I know you must have knew it was coming, but you know what? I dint care.
Most of the time Missy AKA Hermione is with the Order getting info for the Dark Lord. Malfoy and Snape are both spies for the dark and don't know about Missy, and the others. Harry looks just like the Real Bam from Viva La Bam, Ville looks like Real Ville Valo from HIM, and Hermione looks like the real Missy; from Bam's Unholy Union (but there no together in this, it is a DM/HP fin after all Gawd losers).
Any-who if you don't know who any of them look them up cuz your goanna get lost.
I don't plagiarize and neither should you!!!!!
Harry Potter is not Mine
Viva La Bam is not mine
Bam's Unholy Union is not mine
HIM is not mine
I don't know any of the People listed in this fic.
What ya think, Good?