Disclaimer: I do own pong, it is in a cardboard box with all my other Atari
games, and I do own grand theft auto, it's sitting next to my X-box, I also
have a few Ziploc baggies on the pantry. I don't own baby Jesus though....
Can't win them all!
I needed a brake from my serious Trigun fic, what better place to make a funny fic then the pong section!
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The Creation
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"In the beginning there were VERY large pixels and you couldn't fit ump- teen trillion of them on the screen at once!" started Grandpa on one of his rants again "One day the pong gods descended from pong heaven and from the almighty pool of pong they took a pixel. We shall call him Ball! One of the Gods exclaimed as they placed him on a black background. Soon other gods took more pixels and crated the right and left paddles. After such a monumental event the Gods decided to add more! They took many pixels from the pool and created writing at the top of the screen, they called it a score!"
"Now that they had the layout they needed sound! They went to the hollow tree of pongness and pulled out two brothers, blip and bleep. It took them many days of training blip and bleep to know when to make their noises but once they got it they were almost gods themselves never off sync!"
"Finally they needed movement and they traveled 40 days and 40 nights through the desert following a glimmer of a star. Once they arrived at a manger they gave the baby 3 gifts in exchange for 3 breaths of life. They stored those breaths in convenient Ziploc baggies! That baby was baby Jesus the only person on earth ever to be more important the pong gods. The gods then used their beam rays to instantly get back to the pong garden. (They didn't use them before because the baby wouldn't have been born yet) They let the air go on the ball and the left and right paddle, and pong was born!!!!"
"Hey where'd you kids go?"
"We are in here playing grand theft auto Grappa"
"No respect..."
~~~ You like it??? It's harder than I though to write a fic on pong...
I needed a brake from my serious Trigun fic, what better place to make a funny fic then the pong section!
~~~
The Creation
~~~
"In the beginning there were VERY large pixels and you couldn't fit ump- teen trillion of them on the screen at once!" started Grandpa on one of his rants again "One day the pong gods descended from pong heaven and from the almighty pool of pong they took a pixel. We shall call him Ball! One of the Gods exclaimed as they placed him on a black background. Soon other gods took more pixels and crated the right and left paddles. After such a monumental event the Gods decided to add more! They took many pixels from the pool and created writing at the top of the screen, they called it a score!"
"Now that they had the layout they needed sound! They went to the hollow tree of pongness and pulled out two brothers, blip and bleep. It took them many days of training blip and bleep to know when to make their noises but once they got it they were almost gods themselves never off sync!"
"Finally they needed movement and they traveled 40 days and 40 nights through the desert following a glimmer of a star. Once they arrived at a manger they gave the baby 3 gifts in exchange for 3 breaths of life. They stored those breaths in convenient Ziploc baggies! That baby was baby Jesus the only person on earth ever to be more important the pong gods. The gods then used their beam rays to instantly get back to the pong garden. (They didn't use them before because the baby wouldn't have been born yet) They let the air go on the ball and the left and right paddle, and pong was born!!!!"
"Hey where'd you kids go?"
"We are in here playing grand theft auto Grappa"
"No respect..."
~~~ You like it??? It's harder than I though to write a fic on pong...