My First Weird Challenge Story

My Challenge (from my sister) was to include the following:

1. Terry Boot/Sorting Hat
2. 1972
3. "We'll eat her and then we'll get up and poo her all over the table."

Enjoy!!

Kevin Entwhistle and Terry Boot were walking back to their Common Room after a grueling DADA lesson.

"Man that Snape is still a prick, even though he is teaching DADA now, instead of Potions." complained Kevin Entwhistle.

"I know. Wasn't that his dream? To teach DADA? You'd think he'd be happier about it!" responded Terry Boot.

"Snape? Happy?" Kevin said laughingly.

"I said happy-er!" retorted Terry.

"I don't think Snape and hap- Terry! Watch out!!" Kevin cried out warningly.

"Wha...Ahhhh!" came Terry's reply as he tripped over a thing in the hallway. He hit his head and promptly passed out.

When Terry came to, he noticed he was in the exact same place as when he had tripped except Kevin was gone.

'I hope he went to get help and didn't just leave me here', Terry thought to himself.

He decided to head to the infirmary as he had a bump on his head and a headache. He would surely meet Kevin and Madame Pomfrey on their way to him.

Terry didn't meet anyone on the way to the infirmary, but he did meet a something. The Sorting Hat to be exact. Terry wondered why the hat was in the middle of the hallway halfway between the DADA classroom and the infirmary. He figured the only way to find out was to ask; so he picked up the hat and put it on his head. Almost immediately he heard the same voice that told him he would do well in Ravenclaw because he was a bit of a bookworm.

"Hello, what's this then?" The hat muttered. "It isn't time to sort new students."

"Umm...I found you lying in the hallway and wondered how you got here?"

"The hallway you say? Most peculiar. The last thing I remember was a voice shouting "We'll eat her and then we'll get up and poo her all over the table."

"That is uh, REALLY weird. I was on my way to the hospital wing; maybe they can help you too."

"Lovely idea, continue on then."

"Okay, OUCH!"

Terry forgot the hat blocked his line of sight and ran into the wall. This gave him even more reason to go the infirmary. So after tipping the hat back, he set off once again. When they had almost reached the hospital wing they came upon a boy with blonde hair who was singing.

"It's 1972 and I love you, but not so much now that you poisoned Al. Oh, you were such a fine gal. I hate to see you go, but you really jammed my flow. So see you in the floo, long after nineteen seventy-twoooooooooo."

"Excuse me? Did you say 1972, because it is 1996." Terry mentioned.

"Are you barmy?! It's 1972, and why do you have the sorting hat?" said the unknown blonde.

"I found it in the hall and it can't be 1972. It's 1996."

"I'm afraid he is quite correct. It is 1972." confirmed the hat.

"Fuck."

"Sounds good." purred the hat.

"..." was the sound Terry made as he fainted.

"y…ry...rry...erry...Terry...TERRY!"

"Wha?"

"Man you were out cold for like ten minutes. Are you okay? Should I get Pomfrey?" asked a worried Kevin.

"What? No, I'm fine." replied Terry faintly, looking around. He was indeed back to where he had fallen and there was no sorting hat or random blonde boy in sight. "I just had a really weird dream, wait it is 1996 isn't it?"

"Yeah. I think you hit your head harder than you think. Let's go see Pomfrey."

"I guess."

"Hey you have a lump in your robes, what is it?"

"Huh? Oh, it's AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?" asked the Sorting hat; for Terry had pulled the Sorting hat out of his robes.

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