This is in response to Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love 's RemusSirius Themes!!!! 177. ROMANCE
Hope you enjoy!!!
It was a glorious summer's day. The sun was shining, the sky was blue, the clouds were white - it all made a very nice postcard. Remus sat under an oak tree by the lake reading a book. It was some French romance, all perfume and knickers thrown out the window, and it was the reason Remus was sitting all by himself. If his friends found out the type of stuff he'd started to read... well, let's just say he'd see no end to the teasing. James couldn't understand why he liked books so much and most certainly wouldn't understand why he would read a book instead of looking at a porn magazine. Sirius, as his boyfriend, respected Remus love of reading, most of the time, but would probably run off with his book yelling "Moony's reading French porn!" or something equally as immature. Peter, er, well, Peter probably didn't know that French people could write books.
Remus hated it when Padfoot amused himself (as well as all of the Gryffindors) by snatching his book away from him and then reading out 'interesting' extracts extremely loudly to the whole of the common room. It was horribly embarrassing, and Remus knew that Sirius only did it so he could see the werewolf's blush, which only made him blush harder. Worse still, was the fact that Remus had developed an obsession for explicit Romance novels, which made the whole experience even more mortifying.
Remus turned the page. His hands moved down, down towards her hips and she gasped and tried to pull away. But he was too strong, he pressed her to him and lowered his mouth to hers, devouring her lips. She trembled in his arms at the force of his passion and...
"Hey Moony! Whatcha doing?" Sirius flopped down next to Remus.
Remus slammed the book shut. "Nothing Padfoot, just reading."
"Whatcha reading?"
"Oh, nothing."
"Nothing? That doesn't sound like you Moony. Here, let's see it."
"No, Sirius. I'd rather you didn't."
"Why not? It's not another textbook is it?"
Remus sighed, "No Sirius, it's not another textbook."
"Good." Sirius twisted to put his head in Remus' lap, "Because that was scary. I'd thought you'd lost it that one day."
"Thank you, love, for your everlasting support."
Sirius grinned. "Anytime..... ohhhhhh Moooony!!! Are you reading another one of those dirty romance books?"
"Er... Padfoot, well..."
"HEY!!! EVERYBODY!!! LISTEN UP!!! HIS HANDS MOVED DOWN, DOWN TOWARDS HER HIPS AND SHE GASPED AND TRIED TO..."
"SIRIUS!!! GIVE ME BACK MY BOOK!!!"
REVIEW AND I SHALL LOVE YOU TILL THE END OF TIME (kindofnotreally)
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