Hi guys! It's me again, otakufangirl101. This will now be my very second Naruto fanfic I have written with help from my lovely co-writer/best friend. So please enjoy and review!
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Naruto (unfortunately)
Warning: Language due to Hidan and his bad language
In the Life of the Akatsuki
"ITACHI! DID YOU STEAL MY PURPLE NAIL POLISH AGAIN?!" screamed a fuming Deidara.
"No…I just permanently borrowed it without asking," Itachi retorted, waltzing into the room.
"What about my hair conditioner, huh? Did you take that to? Hn?"
"Actually, that was me you mother fucking twit," Hidan said with a smirk.
"Hidan said bad words, you bad bad boy. Hidan, why can't you be a good boy like Tobi?!" Tobi said in his boy Lolita voice.
"Fucking retard," muttered Hidan.
"Now now Hidan, don't be mean to me cause TOBI IS A GOOD GOOD GOOD GOO-" Hidan takes a deep breath and then screams;
"IF YOU FUCKING SAY GOOD ONE MORE TIME, I'M GOING TO FUCKING REMOVE YOUR DICK AND ATTACH IT TO YOU FUCKING FACE THEN I'M…"
Ten minutes later
(Pant, pant)
"Fuck…you…Tobi…" Hidan passes out on the floor after excessively screaming at Tobi, who was just innocently standing there. Everyone's' jaw dropped. Just then, Sasori walks in.
"What was all that yelling about?" he asks. Everyone just stared at him, then back at Hidan.
"Tobi…is…going…to…go…lie…down…now…" said Tobi, in state of shock and surprise. When Tobi leaves, Kisame and Kakuzu walk in. They see Tobi leave the room upset.
"What's wrong with him?" Inquired Kisame with a tinge of 'I-don't-even-want-to-know' attitude.
"Hidan was yelling at Tobi who is now probably scarred for life," responded Deidara with no pity. Konan and Pein walked into the room like nothing had even happened. They went on with their daily lives. Deidara discussed and argued with Itachi about beauty products; Kakuzu counted his money; Pein walked around aimlessly with his 6 paths stalking him; Konan did some origami; Kisame talked to the fish in the fish tank; Hidan finally regained consciousness and spent the day praying to Jashin; Tobi sat in the corner of his room rocking back and forth, trying to shake mental images from his mind and Sasori played with his puppets.
Life in the Akatsuki is pretty boring, I mean they are rogue S-ranked ninja criminals who left their village. Your orders are to capture the tailed beast Jinchuurikis and bring them back in one piece without getting killed in the process. At least they get to live their lives without parents nagging you at every single minute of the day.
Later that night when they were all gathered in the lounge room talking, Konan announced that she had a great idea.
"Hey," she started which made the boys look at her. "Why don't we set-up a video camera in the spare room with a chair?"
"What'll that achieve, hn?" asked Deidara
"Well, each day instead of us having a meeting and telling Pein and I what the base patrol was like, what happened on your mission or did anything suspicious happen, you can talk to the camera and Pein and I can watch it later. Honestly, it gets too troublesome to get everyone together especially since Tobi and Hidan's argument thing today, it was hard just to get Tobi to come out of his room."
"So all we have to do is talk to a camera?" asked Sasori.
"Yeah," Konan replied. "If we need to talk to you, then we'll ask to see you." Everyone thought the idea was much better than holding a meeting that Konan bought a video camera the next morning and set it up. Hopefully, her idea would go as planned, or would it?
The first one to test out the camera was the origami kunoichi herself.
AN: Whenever it says the character's name then P.O.V, it means they're in the room with the video camera...except for the Author's P.O.V
Konan's P.O.V
'Well, so far today the base has been quiet, except for Tobi, and no suspicious activity has been sighted *sigh* I really hope this camera thing works and the boys take it seriously. I can't stand to have another meeting in that room with all of them. I mean, try being the only girl in the Akatsuki. You have no idea how hard it is to live with 9 boys. You'd have to be mental. I walk into the room and they're either arguing, arm wrestling, drinking…and some other things I don't even want to describe. You've got some guy who looks like a freaking girl with mouths on his hands, an emotionless guy made of wood, some psychopath who killed his own clan, a religion loving freak, a creepy plant guy, a zombie with 5 hearts, a blue guys who looks like a fish, a guy with a thousand piercings and a fucked up retard. Can my life get any worse?'
Author's P.O.V
Later that night…
Itachi's P.O.V
'The base was fine today, no suspicious behaviour; it was quiet except for the occasional outburst of childish behaviour. He such a foolish little kid sometimes…he almost reminds me of my brother when Sasuke was little, except Tobi doesn't cling to me as much. *sigh* I kinda miss my old life, with my family and Sasuke. You know, I promised him that I'd always be there for him because he was my little brother, and that's what big brothers do; they're always there for them. But now I have no family except for a brother who hates me. I mean, I know I was the one who killed my entire clan that night, but jeez, you have to understand I was protecting the village and my brother. *sob* Sasuke hates me and he always will after what I've told him and he's seen. My life is…now, my life is…well…I wouldn't know how to describe it…a mess?'
Author's P.O.V
Itachi walks out of the room with a tear streaming down his face. He pushes Deidara and Kisame out of the way in the hallway as he passes them walks off into his bedroom and locks the door behind him.
"What's his problem?" asks Deidara.
"Ummm...I'm not entirely sure…" replies Kisame. Just then they hear Itachi scream out from his bedroom:
"WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?" Itachi screams out while crying at the same time.
The fish man and the blonde shinobi look at each other.
"Ummm…" Deidara starts. The two men stand there for a moment thinking of what cause Itachi's weird behaviour.
"Ah," Kisame started. "Sasuke doesn't love him."
"Of course," Deidara said nodding in agreement. "It has to be that."
Kisame walked into the kitchen while Deidara headed for the room to have a chat to the video camera.
Finally, I've finished the first chapter, phew. Please leave a review. The next chapter should be up and running very soon...hopefully. :) Hmmm...I wonder what Deidara will say...