The Divine Caverns of the Crack Vault
Summary: Obviously a crack story filled with Inuyasha crossovers that would never make it as chapter stories, in my opinion; all centering around one Kagome Higurashi.
Chapter 1: Overreaching?
Category: Inuyasha x Futurama
Pairing: Kagome Higurashi x Phillip J. Fry
Rated: T
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Life had become almost unbearable ever since she had returned from the feudal era.
In fact the only good thing to happen recently was her little brother's acceptance to NYCU in America.
Everything else was pretty sucky though, like her mother's incessant need to -
"Kagome, why don't you go out for a little while? Meet some new friends?"
- make new friends.
Kagome looked up at her mother through bleary eyes, scratching the back of her head as she slowly rose from the couch.
"I don't want to meet new friends." she muttered irritably grabbing a bottle of water from the fridge as she did so.
"You're losing your tan. If you don't want new friends then at least get reacquainted with the sun for a few hours." Momma Higurashi spoke vehemently, quickly shooing her out of their New York home apartment.
"Fine. I'll be out with the rest of the Americans, on this pitiful new year's day."
"That's the spirit!"
Kagome rolled her eyes as she placed on her new denim jacket and stepped into the brisk Manhattan air. Obviously despite the years they've had together her mother still didn't understand her skills in sarcasm.
It was a few hours after leaving the small apartment complex, something tickled the very edges of her senses. A very powerful yet small aura making its way into a seemingly deserted building with Applied Cryogenics faded on a sign next to the entrance.
Looking up at the sky, and realizing she still had a few hours left before she was expected back home, she took a deep breath before following whatever it was inside. At one of the top floors she entered a room filled with strange tubes and stretched her powers out in hopes of locating the thing she followed in here, but realizing it hid its powers she took another approach instead.
"Hello? I know you're in hear I just want to talk to you-"
"Hello? Pizza delivery for, uh … I.C. Wiener … Aw, crud! I always thought at this point in my life I'd be the one making the crank calls!"
Kagome watched as the oblivious New Yorker lazily opened a can of beer throwing his feet on a nearby desk as he plopped himself down on the matching chair, continuing his speech, ignoring Kagome he takes a swig of his drink, "Here's to another lousy millennium."
"Excuse me."
'Ten!'
The boy startled by her sudden appearance jerked back, spilling his newly opened beer in the process.
'Nine!'
"Who the hell are you?" he demanded shaking more beer around in his haste for answers.
'Eight!'
"Me, you're the one drinking your boss's merchandise."
'Seven!'
"What I do with my boss's crap is none of your business now why don't you be a good little girl and get the hell out of here."
'Six!'
A tick mark appeared on Kagome's head at his blatant dismissal of her person, she knew she was short but to be treated like some kid, especially after dealing with Inuyasha of all people …
'Five!'
"Look you son of a – what do you think you're doing?"
'Four!'
Her question wasn't directed towards the man before her but a small black paw … reaching towards the still fuming man before her.
'Three!'
"What the hell are you talking about, lady?"
'Two!'
The creature managed to reach the older man before Kagome could warn him and she watched in slow motion as her arguing partner was pushed forward, slipping on some of his spilt beer in the process and nearly landing on top of her.
'One!'
Kagome was forced backwards and felt cold glass press onto her back as the man leaned into her from the glass tube door closing and locking behind him, his lips meeting hers as they were eventually frozen together. Neither of them seeing that the dial on the machine automatically set itself for one thousand years.
The small creature which attracted Kagome there in the first place, slowly crept out from underneath the wooden desk and looked on with wide eyes.
"Well I hope this doesn't change things."
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AN: This plot has been swimming around in my head for the past couple of days now. I'll probably end up writing a second part to this once they're actually unfrozen but I figured since I'll only be working on one story at a time now and I tend to get writer's block, you my awesome and loyal readers might like one-shots every now and again while waiting. I'm almost finished writing The Games We Play and just need to finish writing the last three chapters plus the epilogue before I'll start posting that and working on Of Stranger Magic. I hope you guys enjoyed this and I'll try to update when I can.
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