Ghosteh-Demon-OC-Wally: We don't own any of the characters mentioned. Aside from a few pets. Aka; Keko, Kaldur's pet fish, Speedy(the turtle), Mr. Cuddles, and Chezzi. The City Chicken/Sewer rat is a reference for; 'I Eat Rats for Breakfast' by zotSOS and the Batcookies are a reference for; 'Bat Cookies' by Vamprella9008

Rob: Damn right.

Conner: Wait, why does this 'fic have to be about Batman and Robin?

Batman: 'Cause I said so, and I'm the God Damn Batman!

Wally: Good point.

Robin: Oh god... x.x

Hanako: ON WITH THE STORY!

The cave was.. Quiet.. Wally and Robin were passed out on the couch. Too much energy drinks, and Taylor Swift. Not enough exsorcize and Nickleback.

Conner was watching Static. M'gann was reading books, along with Kaldur. Even Batman was bored, as he stood in the shadows, and silently glared at Wally for lying under Robin, who was just lying all over the poor ginger.

So, everything was almost normal. Aside from Wally and Robin not pranking Red Tornado with Billy, and M'gann not cooking. Everyone that was awake sighed, aside from one particular person. Kaldur noticed this. "Where is Huntress?" he asked, wondering were his ex-or future/current?(Confused about their status. LOL)-girlfriend went, when suddenly, the noise of metal being bent was heard. "Damnit!" they heard said hybrid cry. They got up, and into the Kitchen. Robin had woken up, and gone to see where everyone else was going.

Huntress sat in the kitchen, a small pile of bent knives on her left side, a pile of cooking knives on her right. She grabbed a new one, and tried to do the knife game. Robin pulled a camera out of nowhere, and started to record her. She tried to stab one of her fingers- Only for the knife to break. "DAMNIT!" Robin grinned at this, "Gotta' love the Hybrid skin, 'Ey sissy?" he said playfully, only to have Batman glare at him, and Huntress to respond hastily as she grabbed another knife, a smirk on her face. "Atleast I don't punch wholes in the wall, Birdy. Alfred was upset about it last time. He said I could have your desert tonight."

"What? No fair!" he cried. She just smirked at this, and shooed them, still concentrating on the knife game. She stabbed her pinky, but the knife bent. Again. But this time in three places. "DAMNIT!" she cried.
Red Tornado walked in, everyone watched him as he looked around the room, then backed out slowely. If he was human he would've raised an eyebrow.

Robin had recorded it aswell, without meaning too. They where glad he did. That would be great blackmail. Well.. Almost all of them were glad.
Batman frowned, and left, but not before saying "Tomorrow is bring your pet to the cave day. Bring a pet." "Alright." Robin cheered.

The next day.

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Everyone had their pets (See the other version without Huntress. Minus Robins siblings.)
Huntress had no pet with her. Everyone looked at her confused. "Wheres your pet?" Asked Wally. Robin smirked, and Batman grimaced.
"The Airoplanes, trucks, and ships will have them here soon. For now... Meet Snowie." She said, as suddenly, a giant(litterally Giant. Wulf is a ant compared to her. Ace is her chew toy.) white wolf appeared out of nowhere. "And Mr. Chompers." She said, as suddenly, a velocirapter came out of nowhere. It snapped at Wally, and Huntress grinned. "Good boy Mr. Chompers!" she praised.

Black Canary sighed. Seeing as the certain blond haired, blue eyed, cross-bow carrying hybrid had tones of pets. And Prehistoric ones. Today couldn't go well.

No one noticed Robins pet Ecidna waddling with his pet duck. Untill Wally stepped on it. "What the hell?" He cried, when he saw it. Robin ran over and scooped it up. "QAUCKERS!" he cried, cuddling the Ecidna, Qauckers, to him. He looked at the duck sadly. "I'm sorry Spike, I forgot you and Qauckers where here."

Everyone raised an eyebrow at this, aside from the boys embarrised father and sister. Well, Father and Butler, because Huntress was playing the knife game, while Alfred hid his head. "You have an Ecidna named Qauckers, and a Duck named Spike?" asked Artemis. Robin frowned. "I also have a turtle. I named it to match Wally's turtle, Speedy.". Artemis rolled her eyes, "What's it's name? Green Arrow? It better not be Artemis." Robin smirked, "No it's Roy! Artemis is my bird." and Wally cracked up laughing at that - Only to go silent when he realised said Archer was standing behind Robin.

"Hes right behind me, isn't he?" Robin asked. "Yes I am." Robin squealed in alarm at Roy who was suddenly behind him, being pouty as normal. He then proceeded to grab Spike and throw the poor duck at Roy.

"SPIKE, I CHOOSE YOU!" he screamed, before running out of the room.

Yep. Today was going to be a long day.

"Wait, what about Huntress?" Wally asked, and turned around...

..Only to see that Huntress was pouting. "Huntress, whats wrong?" Asked M'gann worriedly.

Looking at them sadly and seriously, she said,

"We ran out of knives!"

I swear, I failed at Cornelia/Huntress. D: