How i did meet deadpool

It starts on a rainy day in new york city .

My name is Dries Vanhoolandt a.k.a Laser man .

I am totaly drunk right now .

But my bottle of wodka is empty .

But i think i can drink just one more .

Laser man steps into a bar .

Barman he says give me a good cold bee…

Laser man falls silent as he sees deadpool sitting at the bar .

Wilson how are you he says with a enthusiastic tone.

As a response deadpool takes his gun and shoots at laser man his feet while screaming YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

Ah , Laser man says are you stil angry at me?

Of course i am still angry deadpool answers .

Excuse me the barman says but can you explain why you start shooting in my bar?

1 year ago .

Deadpool and laser man are lying unconscious on the ground in a very dark room .

The lights go on and they wake up both with a headache .

Who are you? Deadpool asks while holding his gun at laser man his head .

I can ask you the same question he replys.

Than 3 man in black suit come in to the room.

They explain that they are shield agents and they want laser man and deadpool to break in a hydra base and steel some secret files from them.

If they do this they will each geting paid 3000 million dollars.

They agree .

Deadpool and laser man breaking in to this base went super easy .

Deadpool goes search for the secret files in the meantime laser man fights the guards with his laser powers.

Suddenly he sees something strange .

The guards are wearing shield uniforms.

He takes one of the guards and starts asking him questions .

Like why are you wearing shield uniforms.

Euh because we are shield agents he replys.

Then laser man gets it .

There framed .

He goes to deadpool and explains the situation .

But deadpool doesnt care .

He just wants the money.

So laser man shoots with his laser powers a hole trough deadpool his chest.

Deadpool heals and stand up .

But laser man is gone together with the files .

Back to present day

So deadpool and laser man have told the barman and the whole bar the story.

So the barman says .

Let me get this straight .

You are angry at him because he cost you 3000 million dollars and you think he is ungratefull because you saved him from becoming a most wanted criminal?

Yes .

You know you two shoud go outside and fight this out like men .

Oke .

So they go outside and they run screaming at each other and start to battle .

But who would win ?

Thats for another time.