Just little things that I do on a whim.
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Momoshiro, Kaidoh, Eiji and Oishi are in the middle of a fierce doubles match, Ryoma and Takashi watching them from a distance. The score is 4-3, 30-15 Momoshiro-Kaidoh Pair. How will the Golden Pair fill the gap now that it's Kaidoh's turn to serve? They wait anxiously for his move. He throws the ball up, form looking nice…he jumps up and…
"Wow, that serve was the slowest serve I have ever seen,"
"Shut your mouth, teme,"
"Try again, Kaidoh-sempai! Try a Super-Hard-Ultra-Fast-Smoking-Serve like Oishi can do!"
"Uh, that was luck, Eiji,"
"Sure, sure. Okay guys, watch this!"
"We've already seen that! Do something cool like your Kikumaru-Beam!"
"Fsshh, just hit it back, Dorkupine,"
"What did you just call me, Pussy-Petter?!"
"…What the h—"
"GGGGREATOOO! BUUUURNINGG!"
"Hey, give me my racquet back, Taka-san—Aww, it went in the stands,"
"You hit someone, Dork,"
"Ah! Sorry!"
"Fshh, what a noob,"
"Shut u—"
"Sorry… Momo-sempai,"
"Ahh…T-Taka-san, it's ok—"
"Get back in the game, Sasquatch!"
"Fine, Fine! And don't call me that, Smooth-legs. Eiji, try a slice!"
"I can't! My racquet won't let me!"
"Well, try a smash,"
"It's too hard!"
"You just can't do it. You just bring it over your head like—"
"I know how to do a smash, Momo,"
"Well, obviously your body's not backing that up,"
"I can! I can! Oishi, tell them I can do it!"
"Uhhh, calm down, Eiji. Focus on the game,"
"Okay, Okay—"
"HA! 40-15!"
"Ahh! No fair, Momo, I wasn't paying attention!"
"You should listen to your doubles partner, then, Golden Pair,"
"This is harder than it looks! Oi, O'chibi! Why don't you and Taka-san sub?"
"Mada Mada Su ne,"
"What?! Why won't you?!"
"…I don't play Wii Tennis. You guys should see how pathetic you look in front of that twelve inch T.V,"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…Hey, guys, why don't we just—"
"—Go play outside? What a great idea, Momo!"
"Mada Mada Su ne,"
(A/N:) I'll come up with another one sooner or later! Reviews! Reviews! Reviews for the poor? I would like some… Please?