Disclaimer : I don't own Naruto or Dead Or Alive. That's just too bad.

Anyways though... um... enjoy. And no flaming. It makes me sad :(

But review with suggestions if you want :)

Helena Douglas, the woman in charge of DOATEC, was a very, very, stressed out woman. Right now she was bothering Lisa, pacing in the large science lab. She sighed in frustration. "Lisa, what am I gonna do? I mean, Bayman and Christie quit and I can't protect myself against all the ninja against me at any given time, you know! Oh, this is just impossible!" Helena scoffed.

"Helena, would you please stop pacing, you're making me dizzy." Lisa calmly stated, returning to work on her papers. "But if you want my suggestion, there's this one ninja that might be able to protect you-"

"ANOTHER ninja!? I don't think so! The ninjas are the ones after me! I don't want help from him." Helena yelled, stopping in her tracks.

"But... he's from an entirely different village and-"

"Well let's keep it that way."

"You're all out of other options. This is your only choice."

"No." Helena refused, crossing her arms over her chest.

"You have to."

Helena sighed. "Is'ent there anybody else?"

"No, this is it."

"...Fine...but one mistake and it's done."

"Oh, thank God, Helena! I'll have to try and call him tonight."

"Please, don't remind me."

"So what are you gonna do for tonight?"

"I... don't know."

"Well then how about you stay at my house? We can pull an all nighter and maybe Tina can-"

"I need my sleep, Lisa."

"Pleeeeease?"

"You win again. But just for tonight."

"Okay then. You know my shift ends at nine, so just meet me in the lobby and we'll go to my house!

"Yeah, I will." Helena said, slightly angered, and left the lab.

Lisa smiled excitedly and pulled out her cell phone. She dialed a number and waited for a few rings. Finally, someone picked up.

"Hello?" asked a girl's voice.

"Um, is Kakashi there?" Lisa asked.

"Oh, yeah, hang on a minute. KAKASHI SENSEI!!!!!!!!!" The girl yelled. "There's someone on the phone for you."

Lisa waited while the two talked for a bit.

"Hello?" Kakashi finally asked.

"Hey, it's Lisa."

"Oh, how are you?"

"Just fine. Hey, I have a favor to ask you. Can you come over here and take a bodyguard mission for me? It's really importaint."

"Uh, I don't see why not but i'll have to say something to Tsunade. When do you need me?"

"LIke... tomorow morning?" Lisa asked, feeling kind of guilty.

"Seriously?"

"Yeah, sorry about not warning you soon enough."

"That's okay. I'll try and be there."

"Oh... just a warning... she's gonna be quite a handful."

"Oh, a challenge, huh?"

"Oh yeah, big one."

"Well gee, thanks." Kakashi sarcastically remarked.

"Uh, you're welcome! I guess i'll see you tomorrow."

"Yeah, bye."

"Bye." Lisa said and hung her phone up. She looked at the clock by her desk. It was already eight. Not very much time until she had to go get Helena.

Yeah, I know it was kind of short but it's only the beginnig. Review and stuff... and i'll be happy