"Roy…" Moss shouted quite quietly, with a hint of anxiety.
"Roy!" Moss shouted again with more urgency, still maintaining a certain 'quietness' about the shout.
"What is it Moss?" Roy responded as he walked over to Moss and leant on his chair.
"Look."
"What?" Roy asked, slightly annoyed that he had to stop playing his game.
"Look, up there!" Moss stated to Roy whilst pointing to the top left corner of his monitor's screen.
"It's a pop-up, Moss. Just close it." Roy said again sounding more annoyed.
"It is a picture of breasts! Roy, don't you see? Don't you see the breasts, Roy! Look at them, look!" Moss said as if Roy should see the breasts as a horrible creature that has a fetish for a woman's chest that does not have bumps.
"Moss, just close it." Roy said.
"No. I will not just close it! I will have to show Jen and she will have to make a complaint to someone in the management above her!" Moss said standing up but then sitting down when he had finished his 'speech'.
With this Roy made a lurch for the mouse to close the pop-up, Moss saw this and managed to grab the mouse as well. What followed could only be described as a chaotic explosion of nerdiness over a pair of breasts, and not in the way you are thinking of!
Finally Roy managed to gain control of the mouse and closed the pop-up.
"There, all closed no more pop-up," Roy said triumphantly.
"Roy…" Moss said cautiously. "There are more breasts. Roy, help please!" Moss started panicking.
"Close them," Roy said sounding a little bit more worried. He watched Moss move the innocent little mouse pointer over to the pop-up's close button. It seemed in slow motion, the way that Moss clicked the button. Suddenly the pop-up exploded into another two pop-ups of breasts. Moss rapidly 'closed' the pop-ups but all that happened was the number of pairs of breasts increased and increased.
When the number of pairs of breasts increased to around the three hundred mark Jen walked in. Roy quickly hurried away from Moss' computer as Jen walked over.
"What's going on here?" Jen asked as she caught a glimpse of Moss' screen. "Urgh! Moss! That is disgusting! I mean do it in your own time but not at work, not in the office!" Jen told Moss, disgusted by what she had just seen.
"No, no, no, no, no. Jen, it's not my fault sometimes I get these 'pop-ups'. It isn't my fault I can't stop it." Moss said but it was clear by Jen's face that she thought Moss meant pop-ups in a different way.
"Moss! Haven't your parents had the talk with you? If you do get these… these 'pop-ups' you don't have to… 'deal' with it there and then…" Jen said trying to use the 'kindest' words.
Roy thought he would help Moss out here, "No, Jen. We all get pop-ups now and again, you know what I mean? Moss gets pop-ups, I get pop-ups, and you get pop-ups. Don't worry though I'm helping Moss out with pop-up problem, I think he has a virus."Roy thought he explained clearly but by Jen's face it was obvious he hadn't.
"Roy that is disgusting, and Moss if you have a virus I think you should go see a doctor," Jen told the pair of them, not the breasts, with disgust as she walked into her office. She quickly turned around and sharply told Roy, "And I certainly do not have 'pop-ups' I am a woman, not a man Roy!'