Hi, my name is Sonic.

That's short for Sonikku and long for Son.

My full name is Sonikku AoHarinezumi (Blue Hedgehog).

Weird name, huh?

Anyway, I have long, blue, spiky hair that goes down to the back of my knees, blue eyes (more like an azure color), and two, cat-looking ears. My skin isn't pale, but it isn't tan either.

Oh, and also…

I'm gay.

I think…

I'm not really sure.

I guess I'll find out on these adventures.

In case I don't turn out to be gay…

My size is 7 inches. Pretty decent don'tcha think, ladies?

Okay, enough with the shitty biography.

Let's get this party started.

And remember,

Girls: Keep your blood off the keyboard until after the action

Guys: Try not to stain the carpet, if you know what I mean. (Wink, wink ;D)

Haters: Since this is rated appropriately…

FUCK OFF