Disclaimer: I hereby bequee that Inuyasha! *points at half demon* You belong to the all mighty Rumiko Takahashi! Not me!
Inuyasha: *grumbles* Who said I ever belonged to you?
Me: *huggles him* YOUR SO SWEEEEEEEEEET!
Inuyasha: Being malled by a crazed fan here! Help!
Jazz96: Hey, let me join the fun! *hops in and hugs Inuyasha too*
Sesshomaru: *blinks and backs up* I'll just...come by later
Me and Jazz96: *look at eachother and get sinester smiles* Get him! *lunge forward*
Moments after...
Me: Isnt this nice jazzy?
Jazz96: *chirps* Sure is! Right Sesshomaru?
Sesshomaru: *grumbles* God damn it.
Inuyasha: Can you two get off us now? You've been sitting on our backs ALL DAY!
Me and Jazz96: *together* NO!
Now anyway, onto the story lol XD
Just some 'what if' short stories im gonna be typing up cause i get bored O.O. I'm accepting requests for short stories from you guys here on so just request an inuyasha story of any kind and i'll do it! ^^ it can be as random as you would like it to be. _
Story 1
A non requested story
A/N I wrote this on my own cause i got bored ^^
"Inuyasha!" Kagome wondered around her house, looking under the couch and in the bathroom. She stopped her search momentarily to think. "Where is he?" she huffed. She inhaled and screamed on the tips of her lungs. "INUYASHA...SIT BOY!"
BAM!
"Ow!" He's outside. She sighed and opened the door and stepped out. Kagome lied her hands on her hips and scolded him. Inuyasha, planted into the ground, rose his head up. Bits of dirt flew off his silver hair. And his face was twisted into a scowl. "What the hell do you want you asshole!" he barked. Kagome knelt down to his side and got to the point quickly. "Your going to go to the doctor." He blinked at her like she were nuts. Then, seeing her seriousness, he rose up and edged away. "Whats a doctor?" he asked curiously. Kagome knew she had to explain, otherwise he would assume the worst. "A doctor is someone who helps you when you get sick or hurt..."
"But I aint sick!" Inuyasha cut in with his retort. "And I aint hurt either. You can check for yourself." He was getting ready to take his kimono top off but Kagome forced his hand to a stop. "I know that, stupid!" Kagome bit back and Inuyasha backed up. Kagome leaned in closer and stared him into the eyes, pulling on his silver locks. "You have to get a check up Inuyasha," she continued, trying to keep her patience. "Like normal people in my era do." But when he refused again, Kagome had to resort to another 'sit' command and she dragged him across the street when she put his hat on.
An hour later...
When they arrived at the doctors office, Kagome turned to Inuyasha quickly. "Now Inuyasha," she began sweetly. "Sit d-" He fell to the ground and Kagome cringed. Everyone's eyes fell on her and Kagome just waved a hand at him. "Yeah, just go find a place to do that Inuyasha and I'll be back in a sec." And with an awkward chuckle, she made her way to the front counter. Inuyasha growled, got to his feet and looked around curiously. "This place has a strange scent," he mumbled. Suddenly, a shiver ran up his spine. Kagome was pinning him with her eyes, angry looking and pointing over to one of the waiting room chairs. Quick as possible, Inuyasha briskly nodded and sat down. A small girl sat next to him, kicking her feet back and forth causually. She looked up at Inuyasha and Inuyasha stared down at her.
She blinked her brown eyes and smiled. "H-hi," she squeaked nervously. Inuyasha gave a small smile in return. "Hey." He stared ahead. She mimicked his posture and his movements exactly. He was beginning to wonder if this was something he should worry about. But then she looked back at her, and her face was beaming brightly. "So, is this your first time at the doctor mister?" Inuyasha shifted uncomfortably in his seat. He hesitated. "Yeah...I think." She gasped and pointed a finger at herself. "Mine too!" she chirped and Inuyasha felt alittle weirded out by her unexpected excitement. Then, relievingly, Kagome returned and took her place at Inuyasha's side. She lifted the hat slightly and whispered into his ear. "If you get alittle scared, just tell me and you can hold my hand, okay?"
Inuyasha shifted but hiccuped a "Sure," then stared ahead, blushing slightly. A woman in white with long black hair and blue eyes came into the waiting room, holding a clipboard and skimming down it. "Kagome Higarashi and Inuyasha Higarashi?" Kagome nodded and waved a hand. "Thats us!" she said and tugged on Inuyasha's kimono sleeve. "Come on Inuyasha," she hissed. Inuyasha looked from her to the lady and back to Kagome and his eyes stretched wide. Something was definatly off about this doctor place, and Inuyasha could sense it. "I aint going Kagome," he snarled. Kagome pulled on his arm defiantly. "Oh yes you are! Now stop being a scardy-cat and come on!" "I said no!"
The little girl stopped the commotion when she yanked on Inuyasha's silver locks. He swiveled his head around and blinked at her. She leaned forward and whispered into his ear. "Dont be scared mister. To be honest, I'm alittle scared too." Inuyasha said nothing to that. He couldnt think of the right words to say except, "Thanks for the advice kid." Inuyasha got to his feet and straightened up. He moved past Kagome and stood next to the woman in white. He narrowed his eyes. "Well? Aint you coming Kagome?" Kagome, baffled and flabbergausted as she was, followed by his side as the nurse led them into the examination room. The woman gave a cheeky smile. "The doctor will be with you in a moment." And she shut the door upon leaving.
Kagome wondered what had gotten Inuyasha to finally swallow his pride and come. Why was he so quick to agree to it? I thought he didnt want to go. She sat next to him on the examination table and kicked her feet back and forth while staring at the ground. Kagome looked at him and cocked her head. She was still wondering why he agreed so quickly in the waiting room. Apparently, Inuyasha noticed her staring at him and he blushed and shifted. "Um K-Kagome," he stammered. Kagome zapped back into reality. "Yeah Inuyasha?" He stared at the ground and shifted again. His face reddened more. "Your making me feel alittle uncomfortable," he murmured. Kagome hadnt realized she was staring at him until now. "Sorry," apologized Kagome and she peered at the door, hoping someone would walk in to clear up the awkwardness.
Kagome scratched behind one of his ears. "Hey, dont worry," assured Kagome. "Its alright if your feeling scared Inuyasha." Inuyasha cringed and jerked his head away. "I-I aint scared!" he stuttered. Kagome gently pulled on his ear. "Oh come on," she urged. "You must feel scared. You've never been here before. And besides..." She got nose to nose with him and cracked a smile. "I can see it written in your expression." She laughed. Inuyasha angered and turned his back on her swiftly. Kagome lowered her laughing to giggling and nudged him playfully. "Oh come on you party pooper!" she laughed. "I was only playing..."
Then the door swung open and the doctor entered holding a clipboard and wearing glasses and a white outfit. He had brown eyes and black hair. He extended a friendly hand to Kagome. "Hello Ms. Higarashi. I'm Dr. Kenta." Kagome smiled and reached out to give him a hand shake when Inuyasha interveined. He was growling and baring his teeth at the doctor and the doctor just dropped his hand back to the clipboard. "Ahem... So, I see your both here for examination? Correct?" Kagome shook her head. "Oh no," she said. "Just Inuyasha." Then in a low, hushed voice, she added to the doctor, "Its his first time." The doctor nodded. "Thats fine Ms. Higarashi," he reassured her. He went up to Inuyasha. "Please take a seat on the examination table and we'll get started up."
Grumbling and reluctantly, Inuyasha obeyed and sat down, crossing his legs in his usual sitting style. The doctor proceeded and tapped Inuyasha's hat with his pen. "Excuse me sir, I'm going to have to ask you to take your hat off please." Inuyasha grew fearful. Kagome had no idea what to tell Inuyasha to do. Inuyasha assumed he would have to take off the hat, so he did...
And Kagome tied a poofy white bonnet around his head. Inuyasha didnt know why, but he felt embarrassed to have a bonnet tied around his head. The doctor raised a brow. "Is there a reason your putting a bonnet on his head, Ms. Higarashi?" I intend to hide his dog ears with an old bonnet that looks like it was used in the time of Little House on the Praire if thats what your wondering. But of course she didnt say that out loud, though she wanted to. "Um...he gets alittle scared around other people...so it makes him feel better to wear a bonnet." The doctor, still perplexed, shook himself and sighed. "Very well," he agreed. Dr. Kenta pulled on some rubber white gloves and washed them under hot water before turning back to them both. He held a stick that looked close to a popsicle stick.
Dr. Kenta leaned forward and held the stick out in front of Inuyasha's face. "Now can you open your mouth and say "ah" for me?" Inuyasha sheepishly did as the doctor instructed. "Now what?" Inuyasha asked, keeping his mouth wide open. The doctor pressed the stick down on Inuyasha's tongue and Inuyasha was gagging. What the hell is he doing? Kagome stood behind the doctor and watched with pity. Inuyasha, please be good for me. The doctor withdrew the stick. Inuyasha gasped for air, clutching his throat with a hand. "Damn! What'd you do that for you bas-" Kagome covered Inuyasha's mouth quickly before the hanyou could finish. The doctor turned around. "Is there something wrong Inuyasha?" Inuyasha struggled to speak and Kagome cupped both her hands on the hanyou's mouth.
"Nope! Were fine!" she lied.
The doctor shrugged and left the room. Kagome released her hands from Inuyasha's mouth and Inuyasha glared at her. "Whats wrong with you Kagome!" "Whats wrong with me? Your acting like a complete idiot Inuyasha! I swear, I've never been more humiliated in all my life!" Outside of the examination room, doctors and nurses were huddled around the door Inuyasha and Kagome were behind, ease dropping.
"It aint my fault!"
"Your such a child Inuyasha!"
"Am not!"
"Yes you are Inuyasha!"
"No I aint!"
"Ug, your pushing my buttons Inuyasha! Just shut up already!"
"No, I wont shut up!"
"Sit boy!"
"Ah!"
"Serves you right you jerk."
"Im the jerk? Since when am I a- Kagome, what are you doing?"
"Something I should have done when we got here!"
"K-Kagome...!"
"SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT!"
Bam, bam, bam,bam,bam,bam,bam,bam,bam,bam,bam,bam,bam,bam,bam,bam,bam,bam,bam,bam,bam,bam,bam,bam, BAM!
The nurses and doctors were baffled by what they were hearing. Dr. Kenta made his way to the door casually and smiling at the assembled crowd of doctors and nurses. "Good evening everyone," said Dr. Kenta cheerfully and he opened up the door and re-entered the room in silence. Inuyasha and Kagome were wrestling with eachother on the examination table. Kagome was pulling on Inuyasha's silver locks while Inuyasha was pulling on her arms. "Knock it off!" she exclaimed. Inuyasha growled at her. "Not until you stop first!" he . Kenta stared bewildered for a moment, then backed out of the room and shut the door. Kagome and Inuyasha looked to the door. Kagome smacked Inuyasha across the head. "Look what you did!" she hollered. Inuyasha rubbed his head with a scowl. "What did I do?"
"You scared the doctor out!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
Later that day...
"Hmph!"
"Kagome, why wont you talk to me?"
They reappeared in Feudal Japan, greeted by Miroku, Sango and Shippo. Shippo hopped on Miroku's shoulder. "So, how was your doctor thingy over there Kagome?" he chirped. Kagome tightened her eyes shut and growled. "It went fine." She hopped out of the well and stomped off. All eyes fell onto Inuyasha, who was still wearing the bonnet. Inuyasha jumped out and watched Kagome with a shiver up his spine. "You sure made her upset this time," Sango sighed. Miroku nodded his agreement. "What happened over there anywho?" asked Miroku. Shippo leaped onto Inuyasha's shoulder and tugged at the bonnet. "and whats with the thing on your head?"
Inuyasha moaned and sulked to the ground. "I dont wanna talk about it," he groaned. "Just shut up already."
Kagome stomped back. Inuyasha yelped and hid behind the well, trembling and wide eyed. Kagome swarmed with a red aura and fire. Her hair rose up and followed the movement of the flames. Her eyes were locked onto Inuyasha. "You want to know what happened?" she growled in a low toned voice. "Then I'll tell you." Inuyasha shrank behind the well, still shaking. "Inuyasha!" she shouted. He covered his bonnet covered ears. "Please dont!" he cried. Kagome rose up a finger. "Oh I will," Kagome chuckled sinesterly. "Inuyasha...SHUT UP AND SIT LIKE A GOOD BOY!" He slammed into the well and down he went to her time. Kagome, literally on fire, growled, twirled around and stomped away, leaving firery shoe prints behind. Miroku, Sango and Shippo's eyes were stretched wide. They gulped and sweat drops appeared on their heads.
"Its...definatly not her day...i-is it?" stammered Sango. "A-apparently not S-S-Sango," the monk agreed. "She's scary when she catches on fire!" Shippo whined. "Please make the angery tension S-Stop!"
And there you have it! The end of my first Short Story! Yay! XD Now remember to Rate and Review and let me know if you'd like me to write a short story for you. Just request a story done by me and I'll do it! Thanks for reading! Please review! ^^