"Iggy? Why won't you smile?" Alfred asked one morning before the World Conference meeting. Arthur looked at him and scrunched up his bushy brows. "What are you talking about, you bloody git?" he growled, obviously annoyed. "I'm just saying that you don't smile enough." Alfred pointed out. "I do to smile. See?" Arthur tried to smile but it came out as a lop-sided...thing.

"That is not a smile. This is a smile." Alfred smiled his boyish smile that Arthur loved. Suddenly, Alfred had a plan. "I bet I can make you smile." Arthur was getting worried about Alfred's sanity. "What are you talking about?" he asked. "You'll see!" Alfred walked away, leaving Arthur wondering what he was up to.

At the World Conference

"I have an announcement!" Alfred said. Everyone stooped what they were doing and what they were talking about. "You know how you rarely see England smile? Well right here and right now, you're gonna see him smile!" Alfred beamed proudly. "Music please!" Suddenly, Alfred started singing.

Can I take your order please?

Let's eat to the beat

A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut

You like it you love it
You know you really want it
The voices I hear
Whenever you're around

I want it I need it
Nothing else can beat it
Hot and spicy
Whenever I'm in town (mm mm)

Enticing exciting
Aroma so inviting
And when it hits
Me, I wanna take you home

Trust me you must see
Just what you're doing to me-mmph!

Alfred stopped singing. Arthur had his lips pressed up against his. Arthur pulled away to see a flushed Alfred staring at him with wide eyes. "Alfred?" Arthur waved his hand infront of the American's face. Alfred blinked and did something that surprised everyone. He kissed Arthur. The Brit's eyes widened and then slowly closed, kissing Alfred back.

"Awwwwww!" The room erupted with cheers and applause. They pulled away, gasping for breath. "You know what Iggy?" Alfred said. "What?" Arthur was blushing. "I think I might have to sing that song more often." Alfred tightened his arms arounf Arthur's waist. Arthur smiled. A true smile. "Told you I could smile. Now shut up and kiss me." Alfred was happy to comply. hghyhths