First of all, I do not own the characters or plots in this story. Credit goes to respective owners. Secondly, I chose these characters because I thought this episode best fits these friends. NOTE: italics mean Trixie's magic. MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS FOR THOSE NOT CAUGHT UP ON SEASON 5
Trixie: Wow. Trixie, this is this is going to be the Greatest and Most Powerful trick you've ever thought of. Congratulations.
Suddenly, Trixie hears laughter outside her wagon. She looks outside and sees Lyra and Bon-Bon laughing and blowing bubbles.
Bon-Bon whispers something into her bubble and blows it towards Lyra.
POP!
Bon-Bon Bubble: Hi Lyra
Lyra giggles, whispers something into her bubble and blows it towards Bon-Bon
Lyra Bubble: Hi Bon-Bon
Bon-Bon giggles, but Trixie looks annoyed and suddenly has a mischievous look on her face.
Bon-Bon: (whispering into bubble) Lyra you're my best friend in all of Ponyville.
Bon-Bon's bubble starts floating towards Lyra but unseen by Bon-Bon, Trixie casts a spell on the bubble.
Lyra looks excited as she listens to the bubble pop
Bon-Bon Bubble: Lyra you're the dumbest pony I've ever had the misfortune to know.
Lyra looking sad whispers something into her bubble and blows it towards Bon-Bon.
Lyra Bubble: Do you really think that Bon-Bon?
Bon-Bon: (whispering into bubble) Of course Lyra, anypony with eyes can see that?
Bon-Bon's bubble floats to Lyra and a bubble comes back to Bon-Bon.
Lyra Bubble: Yeah well, I think you're ugly.
Bon-Bon looks shocked and another bubble appears.
Lyra Bubble: The colors in your mane are ugly.
Smaller Lyra Bubble: (raspberry noise)
Even Smaller Lyra Bubble: (smaller raspberry noise)
Confused, Bon-Bon blows another bubble
Bon-Bon: (talking into bubble) Lyra, what are you talking about?
Another bubble comes towards Bon-Bon but Trixie casts a spell on this bubble as well.
Lyra Bubble: Bon-Bon I no longer wish to know you, you give earth ponies a bad name.
Trixie giggling sinisterly, starts sending more bubbles towards Lyra and Bon-Bon, while both ponies seem hurt, confused, and oblivious to what Trixie is doing.
Lyra Bubble: If I had a bit for every brain you don't have, I'd have one bit.
Bon-Bon Bubble: Hey Lyra, I heard there's a club meeting today. For HUMAN WANNABE'S!
Lyra looks mad.
Lyra: Well, that makes you a big dummy, you dummy!
Bon-Bon also looks mad
Bon-Bon: Yeah, well, that means uhh… so are you!
Lyra: Well you're a background pony!
Bon-Bon: What's that?
Trixie pulls up a chair and starts drinking a hay smoothie as she watches the fight she has started
Lyra: It's what you are
Bon-Bon: Well you're a bigger one.
Lyra: Well, you're still yellow and you know what else is yellow?
Bon-Bon: What?!
Lyra: You
Bon-Bon: Oh yeah? Well it doesn't matter what you call me 'cause I never want to see you again anyway!
Both ponies storm off to their houses
Bon-Bon: Ah Horse Feathers!
Bon-Bon slams the door
Lyra tries to twist her door knob but fails do to her hooves. Lyra looks sad, forgetting that she's a unicorn.
Trixie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! UGH!
Trixie's laughter suddenly cuts off when the straw she was drinking out of her smoothie gets stuck in her throat. Trixie's face turns purple, her left eye says "K" and her right eye says "O". Flashes appear in the background and she passes out drooling.
Lyra turns and sees Trixie
Lyra: Oh my gosh! Trixie, you're choking. Trixie, I know what to do but I should wash my hooves first.
Lyra pauses for a moment
Lyra: Oh well
Lyra uses her magic to blow air into Trixie, causing Trixie to inflate like a balloon. When Trixie blows the air out of her she spits out the straw which Lyra catches.
Lyra: I did it
Trixie: Wow! Lyra you saved the Great and Powerful Trixie.
Lyra: I did?
Trixie: Yup! You're a real friend
Lyra: Friend? (holds Trixie) Frieeend!
Trixie: (nervously) Yes Lyra, we're friends (she backs up)… JUST friends.
Lyra levitates Trixie back to Trixie's wagon as Bon-Bon watches from afar
Lyra: So what're we gonna do tonight, best friend?
Trixie: Well, Trixie was gonna practice her magic act for a show.
Lyra: Really? I love magic shows
Bon-Bon: Ah who needs those ponies anyway? They're no fun right Lyr.. Oh yeah
Meanwhile, at Trixie's wagon
Trixie: The Great and Powerful Trixie will begin by setting the mood with music
Lyra begins clapping her hooves excitedly
Lyra: Whoo! Music! Magic! Yeah!
Trixie smiles, plays the music on her record player but Lyra immediately falls asleep, annoying Trixie
Back to Bon-Bon
Bon-Bon: What am I worried about? I got plenty of friends. I can name 3 right off the bat.
Bon-Bon hesitates, sits for a moment, pulls out a pen and draws smiley faces on three of her hooves. Bon-Bon smiles with tears in her eyes
Bon-Bon: (sadly) The gang's all here
Outside Trixie is using her magic to try and levitate Lyra home. Not realizing Lyra is heavier than she looks and Trixie's neck snaps.
Trixie: OWWW! TRIXIE'S NECK! TR…TRIXIE THREW OUT HER NECK!
Bon-Bon sees this and smiles
Bon-Bon: This is my chance!
Bon-Bon runs towards Trixie
Trixie: Bon-Bon? No stay back
Bon-Bon: Don't worry Trixie. I'm coming.
Trixie: No, No, No get away from Trixie
Bon-Bon: Hang on. I'll save you
Bon-Bon remembering her training as a secret agent in Canterlot puts on her spy shades
Trixie tries to run back to her wagon but her neck hurts
Trixie: No, NO! Get away from Trixie! NO! NO!
Bon-Bon: Hang on! (jumps)
Trixie: NO! NO! GET AWAY!
Bon-Bon karate kicks Trixie in the neck
Trixie: Oh! Trixie's ruined! She's…She's…Trixie feels great! Thanks, Bon-Bon! You're a real friend!
Bon-Bon has a big scary smile
Bon-Bon: Friiieeend…
Trixie realizing what she said, looks worried.
Trixie: No, no I didn't mean that, no-no
Bon-Bon: Don't worry Trixie, ol pal. That's what friends are for
Bon-Bon grabs Trixie and they walk back to her wagon
Bon-Bon: So dumb Lyra fell asleep on you huh? Some friend. A real friend would play music for you.
Trixie: (intrigued) You play?
Bon-Bon: Are you kidding? I've been playing bassinet for years!
Bon-Bon pulls one seemingly out of nowhere
Bon-Bon: Give me an A buddy
Trixie gives an A note with her record player
Bon-Bon: (singing) Trixie is my best friend in Ponyville
Bon-Bon immediately plays the bassinet horribly
Bon-Bon: (singing) Trixie is my best friend in Equestria
Bon-Bon lets go of the bow and the bow accidently stabs Trixie's hat. Almost hitting her. Trixie looks mad
Bon-Bon: (singing) Trixie…
Lyra pokes her head through Trixie's door
Lyra: (singing) Likes Lyra more than Bon-Bon
Bon-Bon, looking mad, pushes Lyra out of the wagon
Bon-Bon: And Lyra is a DIRTY, STINKY, ROTTEN, FRIEND STEALER!
Bon-Bon immediately notices she smashed Trixie's record player with her instrument
Bon-Bon: Uh, I can fix this
Trixie looks infuriated and kicks Bon-Bon out
Bon-Bon: So, uh, I'll see you tomorrow, Trixie! Call me!
Trixie: Yuck! That was disgusting! Trixie feels like she needs to scrub herself.
Trixie goes to the back of her wagon where her private bathtub was. Pulls back the curtain and looks shocked.
Trixie: AHHHH!
Lyra sitting in the bathtub with a smile
Lyra: Hi Buddy! I kept it warm for you.
Lyra pulls out a scrub brush and soap
Trixie: Lyra! Get Out! And put a towel on
Bon-Bon returns quickly hearing the scream
Bon-Bon: What's the matter, Trixie, ol buddy
Noticing Lyra, Bon-Bon gasps
Bon-Bon: Oh, ho-ho, so this is what I find, huh? My best friend and my ex-best friend and... [shown bath toys] …rubber bath toys!
Lyra and Bon-Bon both immediately start arguing as Trixie looks with a worried look on her face
Trixie: AAAAAHHHH! This can't be happening to me!
Lyra and Bon-Bon both look worried as Trixie runs out of her wagon
Lyra and Bon-Bon: Trixie? Where'd you go buddy?
Trixie hiding out in a nearby trashcan peaks her head out
Trixie: Oh, this is nuts! I need a plan to get those two back together and out of my mane!
Back in Bon-Bon's house, Bon-Bon is reading a magazine as the doorbell rings a letter is pushed under the door. Then she smells it
Bon-Bon: (happily) Trixie! (opens the letter) A dinner party? I'd love to!
Bon-Bon knocks on Trixie's door and Trixie answers smiling
Bon-Bon: Did you miss me?
Trixie: Come on in! You look stunning. (shuts door)
Bon-Bon: I'd much rather dine with you than that lousy... (gasps when she sees Lyra) Say, what gives? I'm not sitting near that maniac!
Lyra: Me neither! This was a setup!
Trixie: I thought you two were my best friends
Lyra and Bon-Bon: I AM you best friend!
Trixie smiles and pulls out a soda bottle
Trixie: Well, how about some soda, girls?
Bon-Bon shows Trixie her glass
Bon-Bon: Yes, please!
Trixie gives her some soda
Bon-Bon: Thanks, friend (drinks)
Lyra: How about some for your best friend?
Bon-Bon puts her glass in front of Lyra's, so she gets the soda instead of Lyra
Bon-Bon: Thanks, best friend! [drinks]
Lyra: Can I have some now, buddy?
Bon-Bon: Wait, I need some more! [pours Bon-Bon another glass]
Lyra: I still didn't get any! [Bon-Bon gives Lyra her soda]
Bon-Bon: There ya go. More please! [Trixie fills her glass as Bon-Bon drinks it really fast]
Lyra: [shows Trixie her glass] Trixie!
Bon-Bon: [shows Trixie her glass] Trixie!
Lyra: [shows Trixie her glass] Hey, Trixie!
Bon-Bon: [shows Trixie her glass] Trixie!
Lyra: [shows Trixie her glass] Trixie! [shows Trixie her glass again but it's still full] TRIXIE!
Trixie: Lyra! Your glass is full!
Lyra: Oh, yeah...
Bon-Bon: [shows Trixie her glass] Trixie!
Lyra: [shows Trixie her glass] Hey, Trixie!
Bon-Bon: [shows Trixie her glass] Trixie!
Bon-Bon and Lyra: [both show Trixie their glasses] Trixie!
Trixie: Sorry, girls, I'm all out of pop. I'm gonna go get some more. [walks away] Why don't you just stay here and chat? [closes door.]
Then we see Bon-Bon and Lyra. They are extremely fat and not wanting to look at each other. Then Bon-Bon hiccups and a bubble floats up and pops that sounds like a burp. Both of them laugh and the entire wagon fills with bubbles as Trixie walks up to her door with a grocery bag.
Then an explosion and crashing sounds are heard
Trixie: I should just walk away right now. [opens door to find her wagon destroyed] What a surprise... I invited them in, and I left them alone. Well, Trixie, what have we learned today?
Pieces around the door break
Bon-Bon: Guess what, Trixie? [both hug]
Lyra: Me and Bon-Bon are friends again!
Trixie: Great, now go be friends somewhere else.
Bon-Bon: Don't you want us to help you clean this up a little?
Trixie: NO! Out!
Both walk out
Bon-Bon: Psst, I think she's jealous.
Lyra: How pathetic.
Trixie shuts door hard and when she turns around as a bubble comes and pops on the door which causes to fall on her
Trixie: Ohhhhh, my neck