Well this is my 1st oneshot! Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyzzzzz!
Anyways I got this idea while I was taking a shower yesterday.
Yes I know I'm weird! I thought of this conversation Anubias, Sellon, and her parents might have. Btw this conversation is kind of weird I guess?
Fyi Anubias and Sellon are not OCs! They're actual characters from the new bakugan season, Bakugan Mechtanium Surge! In this fanfic, Anubias is a Gundalian and Sellon and her parents are Neathians!(Yes I know it's not officially confirmed yet! But if you've seen them in the anime, doesn't Anubias look like a Gundalian and doesn't Sellon look like a Neathian?)
Btw in this fanfic, Anubias and Sellon are married and have 5 year old daughter and 3 year old son!xD
Yes I know. I'm a crazed AnubiasxSellon fangirl!xD
On With The Oneshot!
Anubias and Sellon were married.
It had been 6 years since they helped the Brawlers defeat Mag Mel.
Now they were living with Sellon's parents in Neathia.
"Dad what are you doing?" Anubias asked his father in-law, curious.
"Oh nothing just thinking."
Anubias was confused. His father in-law didn't exactly look like he was thinking at all!
"Thinking about what, Dad?" Anubias asked, still confused.
"Just thinking about when you kids had Alexa and Seth." he replied.
"Oh yeah I remember that!"
"After those two were born, life got a lot harder and more annoying!"
"ANUBIAS!" Sellon and mom in-law yelled.
"You're being mean to Alexa and Seth!"
Anubias covered his ears.
Damn that raped my ears!
In their family, the girls could scream really loud.
Alexa and Seth just giggled at it.
They thought it was funny that their father was being yelled at by their mother and grandmother.
"If you think they're so annoying, then why do you care so much about them!" Sellon yelled at him.
"THAT'S BECAUSE THEIR MY KIDS TOO, SELLON!" Anubias yelled back.
"WELL EXCUSE ME, I'M PRETTY SURE I WAS THE ONE WHO GOT LAID AND HAD ALEXA AND SETH!" Sellon screamed in his face.
"Grandpa, what does laid mean?" Alexa asked out of curiosity.
"Well it means-
He didn't get a chance to finish his sentence.
"DON'T YOU DARE TELL HER!" Anubias and Sellon yelled angrily at him.
Alexa and Seth started giggling again. This time it was because both of their parents were blushing and their faces turned a very dark shade of red.
"So what was it like?" Dad in-law asked, curious.
Anubias and Sellon were creeped out. Their dad seriously wanted to know what it was like when they had sex?
"Dad, you're officially a perv and pedo!" Anubias said, extremely creeped out.
"Daddy, don't you already know what it's like?" Sellon asked.
"Nope!" he said, crossing his arms to make an X.
"Simon, stop lying!" mom in-law said.
"Yes your father already knows what it's like because I got laid by him and that's how I had Sellon."
Now Anubias and Sellon were really creeped out by what their mother/mother in-law just told them.
"Dad, you really are a perv and a pedo!" Anubias and Sellon said together, still creeped out.
A/N: Simon is Sellon's father. Alexa is Anubias and Sellon's daughter and Seth is their son. I haven't thought of a good name for Sellon's mom yet. If you have suggestions for a good name for Sellon's mom feel free to PM me or something like that. Please review and give me advice on how to make my stories better!R&R!