Title: A Sample of the Randomness in my Mind
A/N: 'Kay; here's the deal; one of my friends at work brought up the Pokémon OVA where Cilan and Brock meet after talking about the new episode where Bonnie tries to get Viola to be Clemont's girlfriend… and I came up with this random alternate take on their meeting…
You have been warned.
The scenario… gym leaders Cilan and Brock meet up and get talking.
"You see," Cilan explained, "I am a connoisseur; a connoisseur of many things."
Brock nodded, his arms crossed in front of him, "how about girls?"
The green-haired youth blinked, "pardon?"
"Are you a connoisseur of girls?"
"Well, uh… no, not exactly."
With a dramatic anime-esque flourish, Brock pointed at Cilan, "well I am! HA! In your face!"
Cilan just stood there as Brock went on.
"I have been poison jabbed by my own Croagunk! I've nearly had my ear ripped off by the Cerulean gym leader! Countless times! But I have never once been slapped by a girl!"
All of a sudden, Iris walks up, coming out of nowhere.
SLAP!
She smirked, "well now you have."
Brock gave her a dirty look, doing the usual anime eye twitch.
Cilan scoops Iris up protectively, "easy now, friend. She's just a girl."
POW!
Next thing they knew; Cilan was doubled over in pain, letting out a blood-curdling effeminate shriek, as Iris removed his fist from his groin.
"Well," she smiled, "looks like you do have balls."
END
I know… I know… I'm random like that at times. Just a crazy bit of kookiness I wanted to share.