Just another one shot that popped into my head
Artemis was bored. Currently she was splayed across the sofa looking off into somewhere in the distance just bored out of her mind.
Waiting for her friends to return after that mission they had to got was a lot more boring than she had hoped. In a desperate attempt to relieve herself of this boredom she had tried reading. Oh how wrong she was to do so.
That's when M'gann arrived in the living room.
Artemis saw the girl had fresh tears in her eyes, but something even more absurd was that the girl was holding a box that contained all sorts of deadly torture devices and weapons that the team had confiscated from previously apprehended villains.
"M'gann what's wrong?" The archer asked
The girl sniffled before replying "I'll teach that Conner to break up with me! When he comes back, I'm gonna put bamboo splinters under all his finger nails!"
"That's a bit much don't you think?"
"Then I'm going to strip him down and tie him to the bed!"
Artemis stopped, she looked at M'gann with a glint in her eyes. This was getting interesting for her, slowly she put her book down and talked to M'gann
"Then what are you gonna do?" she asked
"Then I'm going to drip hot candle wax all over his back!"
Artemis bit her lip "Okay, then what?"
Miss Martian looked stunned "Then what?" the Martian asked before putting a finger on her chin "Okay let me think"
Artemis leered over her "You gonna shower him off after all that candle wax?"
"NO!" M'gann protested "I'm gonna keep him filthy!"
Artemis grinned before giggling madly "Yeeeaaaah, he's been very naughty" said the archer as she began to rub herself.
"-And then I'm going to gag him with his own underwear!..."
"OH HOOOOOOOOO! YES! YES! YES!" Artemis screamed
M'gann looked to her confused "What?" she asked
Artemis immediately flustered "Oh nothing, that's all part of your diabolical plan to..." Artemis couldn't stop laughing as she spoke "... HUMILIATE HIM!"
M'gann nodded in response "Yeah, YEAH! I'm gonna humiliate him!"
"Maybe dress him up like Wonder Woman he'll hate that!"
"Then I'll do that too!"
"...Then spit on him!..."
"Until my mouth runs dry!"
"Then shapeshift into his Dad, spank his ass and then take him from behind!"
"Yea- wait what?" M'gann stopped and asked
The archer then flustered and began desperately to compose herself "Uhm? You know... that would show him who's boss!"
"What the hell does the last part have to do with anything?"
"No M'gann it's your thing!" Artemis said trying to turn the tables "I don't care if you turn into his Dad and take him from behind... or...shapeshift into me...and make him take...you" Artemis began to blush a bright shade of red as she took the situation.
M'gann shook her head in disbelief "Artemis" she said "Are you getting some kind of sick, sexual thrill out of this?" she asked
Artemis only stared at her in response
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"I get bored very easily"