I don't own Reborn!

And Chiri-tan and RanLei here presents you to a crackfic in where every main couple from my other stories met.

From Voice Inside the Arcobaleno database:

Tsuna and Giotto.

From Codename: Sky Hunters:

Tsuna and Xanxus

From Beyond Verde's Scientific Knowledge:

TYL! Tsuna and Verde

From Welcome to the Asylum:

Tsuna and Zero(Natsu)

From A Certain Wimpy Stuntman's Maelstrom:

Tsuna and Skull

And the special couple from RanLei's fic, Exist:

Tsuna and Reborn

Well without further ado, let's begin the story!

The Meeting.

The room was silent, awkwardly so.

Well, it's bound to be like that, though. How can you be silent when there were six different people who have the same faces?

Everybody was quiet, except for the only brunet who sat alone on the red sofa, who talked to himself with a creepy, distorted voice and the couple who sat on the black sofa. They were making out passionately, paying the others no heed.

"Goddamit," The Decimo of Vongola cursed. "I can't stand seeing my younger self making out with anyone that isn't Verde-sama." The green-haired scientist, who had kept his hand firm on the Decimo's waist smirked happily. "Do you want to exchange your saliva with mine, Tsunayoshi?" The scientist asked.

The Decimo's cheek went pink. "Ughhhh, that is disgusting! I can't believe that Verde would say that to the older version of me." One of the brunets, the one who wore a lab-coat similar to Verde's own, said as he made a puking notion. "D-dame Tsuna… we'll get trouble if we mess with Verde…" The purple-haired said behind him. "Oh relax, Skull-san. This Verde is not our Verde." The Chemist said to the Stuntman with a loving tone.

"Never thought that I'll end up with Skull-san, though. I mean, I ignored him a lot… in my world." Decimo sighed.

"Tch. I don't like seeing all of you. Tsuna is nobody's… but mine! GYAHAHAHAHA!" The brunet who wore straitjacket cackled to himself, scaring the brunet who sat in the nearest sofa. "You're scaring the leader of Nascosto Departement. Quiet down a little." The only blond in the room said sternly, disapprovingly, as he petted a seemingly meek brunet in his arms.

Suddenly, a cough came from the white sofa. It was continuous though. "I-I'm sorry… I'm a bit s-sickly…" The brunet wearing the white uniform said. "Be careful, trash. We don't want to get scolded by Primo." The red-eyed man beside him said.

Suddenly, Giotto stood and asked for everyone's attention. "Tsuna would like to say something." He said patiently.

The brunet behind him showed them a notebook with a wiggly scribble that read:

What are we doing here?

The couple on the black sofa stopped making out and looked at him intensely. "That's what we'd like to know too, right, Tsuna?" Reborn asked to the brunet beside him. "Yeah." This Tsuna wore the thinnest clothes amongst all of them. "And hey, you," he pointed to his aphasiac other self. "Wanna have sex with me? It's rather interesting to see if I can have sex with myself."

Reborn laughed out loud, Skull paled and saw the Chemist beside him stiffen in horror, the Vongola Decimo gasped and Verde straightened his glasses, Xanxus threw his face away as the Captain of the 10th squad coughed miserably, Tsuna who wore the straitjacket cringed but Zero took over and cackled creepily. Giotto could only stare.

"Are you really… the same Tsunayoshi as mine?" The brunet beside him looked up to Giotto with unreadable expression. "Ah, impossible. And you're much more lovely in this world, Giotto-sensei." He licked his own lips before standing up and sit on Giotto's lap, cupping his chin. "Wanna proof my existence?" He asked devilishly. "If you're a genius hacker, Skye, with godly Voice, I'll do it."

The meek brunet, Skye, blushed deeply.

"I guess not, huh?" Tsuna returned to Reborn's laps, burying his head to the fedora wearer's shoulder.

"It's okay, Tsuna, I only want you." Giotto said to the hacker beside him, but the latter's gaze was somewhere else. It went to the large man who sat on the white sofa, literally glowering at everyone who dared to look at the Captain of Un Altro di Cielo.

Skye took a deep breath and smiled to himself as he mouthed a name happily. Giotto knew that name, of course, he was muttering Falcon.

Reborn, who was sick of this silence and wanted to return to the Tsuna's condo to have a good sex with his brunet, sighed.

"Let's just introduce ourselves and be done with it." He drawled, but everyone looked at him almost immediately. It seems that even in the other world, he was still so frightening. Even that Skull-guy (he had no idea who that one is. He didn't know anyone named Skull in his world) stiffen almost immediately at his words.

"We'll start." The oldest version of the brunets present began.

"My name is Tsunayoshi Sawada, and this is my… fiancee, Verde Keyman-sama…" Reborn cocked his head higher. As if asking for a continuation.

"In our world, I was a test subject for Estraneo Famiglia, and I also happen to be Ouranos', the Sky God's, child." The Chemist scoffed mockingly. "Okay. Check out how scientific that is. Verde, I can't believe you're not saying anything. If it were in my world, Verde would have laughed and sneered at something like that." Skull wanted to disappear at the moment Verde turned his head towards their direction. "I would have done the same if I hadn't seen the truth, Tsunayoshi-who-is-not-Tsunayoshi." The Chemist threw his face, but didn't press on the subject.

"Continuing on, Verde-sama is my savior. And now, he is my lover."

Decimo blushed when he said that. He buried his head on Verde's neck, trying to hide from the other's gaze.

"We're going next." Giotto said calmly as the brunet beside him nodded.

"My name is Giotto Lorenzini di Vongola, and this is my fellow leader of the underground part of my Vongola corp., and also the infamous god of hacking named Skye, Tsuna Sawada." The blond looked towards the brunet who wore the straitjacket before continuing on.

"In our world, we are currently fighting to get Tsuna's voice back. And his voice is currently sealed inside the Arcobaleno database, that is why we are enemies with the Arcobaleno," he glanced towards Verde, Reborn, and Skull. "But that's pretty much it. Much more complicated though. And by the way, Tsuna-who-wore-the-straitjacket-"

"Zero."

"Then, Zero. In our world, I have someone who looked exactly like you. He is Tsuna's older twin brother, Tsunayoshi Sawada." The hacker stiffened in his seat, looking horribly guilty. "Aaaah, so in another world, I was born as partner's twin brother… how lucky!" He grinned maniacally.

"Coincidentally, I do have someone who looked like you in my world as well." The Chemist said coldly, almost begrudgingly. Xanxus narrowed his eyes, clearly disbelieving the fact that Sawada could actually look like that.

"My name is Tsunayoshi Sawada, weapon specialist of Sparks Industry," Verde and Decimo looked at each other, clearly confused. "And the nuclear specialist of CEDEF," Reborn narrowed his eyes and comforted the brunet beside him, who went as pale as a sheet. "And the person next to me is Skull de Mort-san, the greatest stuntman of the age." Verde rolled his eyes, something didn't change after all.

"In our world, I was a neglected child. My brother, Natsuhiko, took everything away from me." He glared to Zero, who looked horridly pleased with himself. "And now, Vongola, CEDEF, Varia, and many other mafia organizations are out for his head." Skull said as he fiddled with his helmet.

"W-we'll do the next…" The sickly brunet said softly.

"M-my name is Tsunayoshi Sawada, captain of the 10th squad, Un Altro di Cielo. And this is Xanxus, captain of the 2nd squad, Varia. We are the Sky Hunters." He showed them his orange ribbon.

"In our world, there were heavenly artifacts called the Sky Items. And our organization was made to hunt all of them. Our world is a-a bit strange. We almost have nothing in common with any of you…" He coughed again. Everyone agreed with him though. Their clothing were the weirdest, after all. "A-and in our world, we absolutely abhor the Vongola, who had duty to protect the artifacts." The brunet said almost icily to both Giotto and Decimo.

"We're next." The creepy brunet cackled with his evil and distorted voice.

"I'm Zero, I'm Tsuna's partner. We're crazy and we're locked up in mental asylum. And apparently, I'm destroying your lives. That's great, really, everyone but Tsuna should just die and disappear. Especially you." He scoffed towards Reborn. "I have a doc in my world. He's our supervisor in the asylum and he's a total bastard for trying to take what is mine." He licked his own fingers. "WON'T HAPPEN THOUGH! GYAHAHAHA!" He laughed hysterically.

"We're the last." Reborn drawled lazily.

"I'm Tsunayoshi Sawada, and I don't…" the brunet hesitated. But with a glare from Reborn, he straightened himself again. "I don't exist." He finished. "I'm Reborn, and I'm the one who took his existence." He ended the story. Just like that.

"Hey, elaborate!" Decimo demanded.

"We don't need to. You saw how we are, right? In our world, Tsuna doesn't exist, so we have sex and murder party to ensure his existence." Reborn shoved it off almost immediately. The brunet beside him tensed, but didn't look to any of them.

Suddenly, the only door in their circular room opened. "Sorry for being late, everyone!" A girl with medium length hair and black eyes entered the room looking sleep deprived, but happy. "Yeah, sorry." Another girl with shorter hair and brown eyes said lazily, clearly sleep deprived. They sat on the remaining sofa, the green one.

"You guys are…?"

The happy girl dusted her white pajamas and smiled while the other girl pulled her knee up to her chin, also dusting off her black pajama. "I'm Chiri-tan. I'm your author." The white-pajama girl pointed to every sofa sans the black one. "And I'm RanLei. I'm your author." The black-pajama girl pointed to the black sofa. Everyone went silent.

"Well then readers…" They said to the person who was reading the entire meeting. "Are there any questions for them? Or us?" They grinned. All the characters narrowed their eyes confusedly.

What are your comments? Or if you have any questions for us or for the character in each story-verse, please review and we will make another chapter for the answering session.

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