Gerald Fitzgerald Oswald was a very, very smart man. In fact, he was a complete genius. One day, he was thinking up of a name for his company that he was going to create to sell every single thing that you could possibly imagine. His partners were: Wily Coyote, Bugs Bunny, Yosemite Sam, and Daffy Duck. He thought that these partners were how he would say this, weird. For one, most were animals, all except Yosemite Sam, and for two, well; they wanted all to capture one another or to capture another person they knew.
After continuously racking his brain, he thought of this: ACME. ACME was a perfectly normal company. But then he thought, what companies would he sell them to? After continuously racking his brain yet another time, he came up with the Warner Brothers and Disney, as they were perfectly normal companies in need of some supplies for their animations. He also thought that Cartoon Network would be perfect as they animated the whole lot of his partners.
Soon, he started his testing on selling everything. First thing he thought of was TNT or Dynamite. He started testing different experiences with different mixes of explosive gasses, powders, and combustible atoms. Next, he decided in springs as they were used in many of the Wily Coyote cartoons. He started his actual test using himself as a prop.
His first test using himself as a prop was springs. You could imagine how that would go, couldn't you? After a while, ACME was opened and quickly sold millions of the leading brand in everything. Millions upon millions of workers were quickly joining ACME.
Soon, after about 95 years of being alive, Gerald Fitzgerald Oswald passed away. Right before he passed away, he gave his will to his two brothers, Maxwell Oswald, and Gerald Fitzgerald Oswald, Jr. They continued his legacy as one of the greatest company CEO's to have ever lived.