Owned
"Please, Sasuke?"
"Never."
"Come on! It'll be hot!"
"No."
"At least try it to see how it feels."
"You might as well write 'owned' on my forehead."
"Well..."
"Never in a million years!"
"Not even if I swear not to touch it?"
"The day that I do will be the day that chipmunks have a monopoly on ice."
"I won't use this..."
"..."
"But it'll be fun!"
"Only for you, not me!"
"Pl-"
"No, Naruto, no!"
"...Not even for me?"
"No! Never, ever, ever, ever, never!"
"What if I make you?"
"...I'd like to see you try."
"Is that a challenge?"
"So what if it is?"
"Maybe I'll take you up on that, then."
"Oh yeah?"
"Bad choice, Sasuke, bad choice."
"Excuse me if I'm a bit, say, underconfident in your abilities."
"Sasuke..."
"I doubt you have what it takes to-"
BAM
Later that day Sasuke stalked down the street after Naruto, glowering at the boy's back. He tugged on the dark blue dog collar around his neck (which was complete with tags), wishing death to anyone who even looked his way. "Come on, Sasuke, stop sulking. It's not that bad?"
"It's absolutely humiliating."
"It is not; you like it."
"It is too, and I do not!"
Scoff.
"You try it, then!"
"No thank you, Sasuke, I think it's good right where it is."
Pause. "It itches."
"But it was the nicest one, you said so yourself!"
"Well, it itches now."
"You said you wouldn't mind wearing that one! You said it was pretty!"
"...it still itches..."
"Stop complaining. At least I didn't get you the leash."
Ok... I started this really late at night for no reason in particular... there was no prior thought to it, so don't blame me for how it turned out. Hope y'all liked it... Sasuke with a collar... hehehe...
Sasuke: anger
Naruto: yay!