A bit of randomness that I came up with… well randomly…
When Harry confronts Voldemort in the Forbidden Forest...
The trees swayed with evil... EVILNESS.
"So... the boy who lived come to die." the bald, noseless bad guy hissed "who has the last laugh now Potter? MWAHAHAHAHA! Avada..."
"Hehehehehe!" A pink pony with balloons on her flank fell out of the bushes by the evil dark lord "HAHAHAHA!"
Voldemort started incuriously, The Death Eaters started incuriously, Hagrid started incuriously, Harry started incuriously and the horse started incuriously.
"What are you all looked at? Huh? Huh? Huh?" the horse asked in a perky voice bouncing up and down.
"What magic is this?" the evil lord demanded from his death muncher minions.
"Is it a magical creature?" Hagrid murmured thought fully
"Is that a... my little pony?" Harry asked no one particular remembering the show Dudley loved as a kid.
"It does not matter... AVADA KEDAVRA! MWAHAHAHAHA!" The Pony fell to the ground before jumping back up but instead of balloons on her flank was a lightning bolt.
"You Dark Lord wanabee! you will never be as evilly good as Princess Euphemia... wait wrong anime... I mean Luna; you will never be as evilly good as princess Luna!"
"I? a wanabee? what about you with you lightning bolt? you're a Potter wanabee."
"My lightning bolt?" she looked back at her flanks "My cutie mark! my wonderful cutie mark!" she had her hooves on her face in despair "Oh well, now I can be Lightning Dash like Rainbow Dash but better!"
she ran around and around before disappearing into the bushes.
"Oh well, where were we? oh yeas, Avada Kedavra!" the green curse sped towards harry.
Hours Later, during the final showdown between Harry and Voldemort...
"Avada Keduvra!"
"Expeliurmus!"
So the boy-who-lived-then-died died.
"MWAHAHAHAHA!" Voldemort laughed evilly. The pink pony appeared out of nowhere clobbering him over the head.
"I told you only, I, Pinkie Pie am allowed to have the last laugh. MWAHAHAHAHA!" Pinkie then used some pony mumbo-jumbo to bring Harry back to life and to edit everyone's memories before disappearing from the Harry Potter universe for ever...
Thanks for reading. please review.