Summary: So, Lucy is a girl with a life, but then, her life CHANGES DRASTICALLY when her baby nephew child Romeo gets engaged to her bro/(platonic)girlfriend Wendy. Rated T for maybe mature themes and weirdness that should not be subject to children.

TheRandomWeirdo: Hello people of the world! I hope you're ready to commence in the wild journey of Lucy as, um, CRAZINESZ happens (hence the name). Throughout this story, things may not seem very fanfiction-like, but alas, I get bored, so this is the result of my random Fairy Tail character related thoughts! Enough of me babbling, if you enjoy the story, review, follow, and maybe even favorite! Please don't be shy and tell me if my story was entertaining or just blegh, I'm still learning! Enjoy!

WARNING: Strangeness and confusing events are about to occur. If you are prone to illness by cause of these events, please take caution. Also, this a work of fiction based on Hiro Mashima's Fairy Tail manga. Just thought I'd put that out there. You know. So I don't get sued or anything. Love you, Hiro Mashima! Don't sue me!

Lucy's P.O.V

This is how my crazy story of how I met… him… began.

I was walking into my apartment complex when I realized I needed to pick up the mail. I looked inside my slot (which almost never had anything that I wasn't expecting), and found something extremely surprising.

My little nephew Romeo was getting married to my bro/girlfriend (platonically), Wendy.

I was surprised for a number of reasons.

A. Romeo was kind of… annoying and immature, and I didn't expect anyone to get married to him because of that.

B. Wendy was really cute and adorable, and I always figured she would snag some hot guy who like cute girls instead of someone like Romeo who was… also cute and adorable.

C. I have always shipped Wendy with Doranbolt (or was it Mest? I was never really sure on that topic) so this was kind of disappointing…

D. This last reason was very important. This was probably one of the number one reasons why I was extremely surprised at why they were getting married…

Romeo, has normal colored hair that was shaped kind of like a dollop of whipped cream.

Now, don't get me wrong, this kind of hair doesn't look bad on him, but… having normal hair wasn't normal. I mean, his hair paired with Wendy's just doesn't make sense!

I guess from this you can tell one of the main things I look at for couples is the hair. Mest would have been perfect… He has facial hair! That would match perfectly with Wendy's adorable face… "Sigh… Well, I guess I'll just head over to the store."

Yup. You guessed it. I was heading to the store to buy the new couple their wedding present. And of course, I'm getting them…

Permanent hair dye and gel!

It doesn't matter if the hair dye doesn't turn out to be the color that it says on the box, because as long as Romeo's hair is not a normal shade of brown, blond, or black (or in this case, such dark purple it looks like black with a purple shine,) Wendy and him will actually look decent together!

Honestly, this truly is a wedding present for both of them. Romeo gets to look normal in an un-normal way, and Wendy doesn't have to look at Romeo and get bored, thus ruining a married relationship! I'm a genius!

Narrator here! Oh and in case you were wondering about Lucy, if you were looking you would currently be able to find her in the hair dye section of the convenience store! The convenience store for some reason has everything convenient to your needs… I wonder why?

(Back to Lucy's P.O.V)

"Doo do do do dooo, hmm… What color should I get for Romeo?" I hummed to myself as I searched the different hair coloring products, looking for a permanent-ish one that would not make Romeo look worse than he already does. Not that he looks bad…

Suddenly, I felt something scratchy against my bare arm and immediately following a whole person was crashing into me.

"What the hell?!" I mumbled to myself as I looked down at my feet where a man with a black mustache and sombrero was lying. I assume it was because they had bumped into me and were knocked to the ground.

"Hola, senorita! It is your lucky day! You are the chosen one!" The strange sombrero man said after popping up.

"Um… Chosen for what?" I asked, not really wanting to fool around. I was on an important errand!

"It is fate that you get this absolutely remarkable coupon for salsa and guacamole here at Convenience Mart!" The strange sombrero man proclaimed.

"I refuse! No salsa and guacamole can be used by anyone from anywhere other than the MAGICAL LAND OF SUACAMOLE! Where every day you get to feed on Suacamole which is a mix of salsa and guacamole. If you are going to try to force me to buy hideous ingredients that don't make the perfect Suacamole, let me just tell you right now sir, I would rather DIE than betray my beliefs!" She proclaimed dramatically and with all her heart.

The strange sombrero man tipped his head down just far enough so that the sombrero was shading his eyes and he held an extremely serious look from the bridge of his nose down (because you couldn't see his eyes), and quite frankly, Lucy was thinking that he actually might kill her.

He didn't.

In fact, it would almost have been better if he did.

That way, the CRAZINESS that occurred afterwards could have been prevented.

Who is Sombrero-man?!

To be continued…