If anyone has any dares/questions please tell me and i will put them on
Clover123ie: heya people! I know it's taken a long time for me to update this but now I'm finally going to do it! And now enter our contestants
May: hi I'm glad to be here
Clover123ie: not for long...
Dawn: hi everybody I'm so psyched to be here
Clover123ie: I can guarantee your hair will be messed up
Misty: I don't care as long as I'm away from my sisters...
Clover123ie: that's the spirit misty!
Leaf: I'm so happy to be here I hear we get cookies! Is that true? Because I LOVE COOKIES!
Clover123ie: ...yes leaf... we get cookies
Drew: *flips hair* I'm here to see may get tortured
Clover123ie: ... ok then...
Paul: I'm just here to see dawn get torched...
Clover123ie: uh... don't you mean tortured?
Paul: ...no...
Everyone: O.o...
Ash: hi I'm here for the same reason as leaf
Clover123ie: yeah ash we know
Gary: I'm here because leafs here
Leaf: get away you perverted stalker!
Clover123ie: aww that's not nice and only good girls get cookies
Leaf: ok I'm sorry! I take it all back
Clover123ie: good girl...
Ash: do only good boys get cookies?
Clover123ie: yes
Ash: well then drew, Paul and Gary aren't getting any cookies
May: drew would refuse the cookie because he thinks he'll get fat
Drew: MAY! THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR!
May: NO I THINK IT WAS, IT WAS KARMA!
Clover123ie: she has a point. Now moving on with the show our dares were submitted by pokemonpuppy23:
drew: have a 6x6 battle with paul while wearing a long wedding dress, if you win kiss may then give her a red rose, if you lose you have to be ash's slave for the day
paul: have a 6x6 battle with rose boy while wearing a Pikachu costume, if you win nothing bad happens, if you lose you have to go to the mall with dawn, pay and hold everything
Ash: get shocked by Pikachu's thunderbolt and then hug misty
Misty: don't hurt ash when he hugs you May: don't eat you fav food for the rest of the week Dawn: dye your hair white Leaf: Gary: sing the song Fireflies by owl city all boys: dance around the room while wearing a tutu all girls: have a cookie.
p.s. colover123ie: you can use my level 100 shiny mew on them if they don't do the dares. She knows what to do. And have a cookie :)
clover123ie: thanks pokemonpuppy23 I like your thinking (thanks for the cookie) now on with the first dare, drew and Paul your dares clash...
Paul: I don't care can we get on with this
Drew: yeah the sooner this is over the sooner may will get tortured
Clover123ie: I swear drew you're such a sadist
Drew: I don't care
Clover123ie: ok... here's the dares: drew: have a 6x6 battle with paul while wearing a long wedding dress, if you win kiss may then give her a red rose, if you lose you have to be ash's slave for the day and paul: have a 6x6 battle with rose boy while wearing a Pikachu costume, if you win nothing bad happens, if you lose you have to go to the mall with dawn, pay and hold everything.
Drew: you've...
Paul: got to...
Drew: be kidding me...
*may and dawn in background shouts "justice!"*
Drew: *flicks hair* shut up June it will be your time soon enough
Paul: yeah troublesome shut it!
Clover123ie: *smirks evilly*now on with the dare, you two can change in the boys changing area
Drew: fine *walks to area*
Paul: hn *follows drew*
After 15 minutes drew comes out of the changing area wearing a long white wedding dress with a rose design
Everyone: ...
May: HAHAHAHAHA drew that's such an awesome dress you, I always knew you suited roses
Clover123ie: MAHAHAHAHAH this is so funny I never thought that drew would do it, I wanted to use pokemonpuppy23's lv100 mew...
Dawn: where's Paul? ...
*Paul enters in a Pikachu costume*
Ash: Pikachu I told you to stay at home!
Paul: it's me you idiot!
Dawn: O.M.G Paul you're so cute! *runs and hugs Paul*
Everyone: aww
Paul: *blushes* get off troublesome
Misty: let's get on with this
Leaf & ash: Paul is a Pikachu?
Drew Paul
Roserade vs. magmortar = Magmortar (obviously)
Masquerain vs. weavile = Weavile
Flygon vs. Honchkrow = Flygon
Absol vs. Ursaring =Ursaring
Butterfree vs. Gliscor = Gliscor
Bayleaf vs. Torterra = Torterra
Clover123ie: ... pwned...
Dawn & May: ...totally...
*drew's thoughts oh my god not only did I suffer a humiliating defeat in a dress! But may saw this, I bet she has no respect for me now...*
Ash: Yay drew is my slave now!
May: don't worry drew it took guts to do what you did
Drew: thanks may *smiles* (it's the end of the world)
Clover123ie: fluffy moment... Moment over, the next dare is for ash; get shocked by Pikachu's thunderbolt and then hug misty.
Ash: b-but I d-don't have p-Pikachu?
*Pikachu pops up*
Clover123ie: I took the liberty of calling him
Ash: *gulp* p-Pikachu t-thunderbolt
Pikachu: PIKAAAACHUUUUU!
*ash falls unconscious*
Misty: is he ok?
*ash groans*
Clover123ie: he's good, moving on... misty, don't hurt ash when he hugs you, but since ash is unconscious and I'm a mean person ash was unable to complete his dare, he will be shot with hyper beam from pokemonpuppy23's mew and you don't have to do your dare. (finally i get to use it)
Misty: ok
Clover123ie: let's move onto... May, don't eat you fav food for the rest of the week
May: *groans* ok...
Drew: are you flipping kidding me! What kind of torture is that? I had to wear a dress! That so unfair...
Clover123ie: life's unfair and besides I don't come up with the dares I merely write them down.
Drew: fine but May had better get tortured in the next chapter
Clover123ie: oh come on drew, we all know you don't want the love of your life to get hurt, do you?
Drew: *blushes*...
Clover123ie: thought not, moving on to dawns dare, dye your hair white
Dawn: not my beautiful hair! NOOOOOOO!
Clover123ie: you're a bit over dramatic dawn
Paul: she's always over dramatic...
Clover123ie: ok dawn ready for the hairdresser?
Dawn: no...
Clover123ie: ok ready *snaps fingers*
Hairdresser #278.67: you called?
Clover123ie: yup dye dawns hair white
*Hairdresser drags dawn out of the room*
Paul: is that hairdresser sane?
Clover123ie: I don't know?
Xxx 1 hour later xxx
*dawn walks out with shiny white hair*
Clover123ie: wow...
May: dawn your hair its... it's so shiny
Misty: yeah for some reason you suit white
Paul: *speechless*
Dawn: don't look at me! *runs out*
Paul: i'll follow her... *runs out after dawn*
Clover123ie: ahhhh young love... now onto the next dare...
Ash: where am I?
Clover123ie: oh ash you're up... this is where it gets awkward... for you, mew use hyper beam on ash!
Mew: MEW!
*ash gets hit with hyper beam*
Ash: what was that for!
Clover123ie: *shrug* you passed out so you couldn't complete your dare
Ash: that's unfair and cruel
Clover123ie: I know as I said I'm a mean person sometimes lol
Clover123ie: ok next dare is for leaf... where's leaf?
Misty: don't know, I haven't seen he since the start of this fic...
*leaf and Gary randomly pop up*
Leaf: here I am!
Clover123ie: where the hell were you two?
Leaf: *shrugs* I wanted ice-cream so me and Gary went to get some.
Clover123ie: in the middle of the show!
Leaf: pretty much
Clover123ie: *sighs* fine... leaf your dare is...*whispers to leaf* get your ditto to change to ho-oh, and go to Gary and say look at my new Pokémon I got.
Leaf: *winks* gotcha *brings out ditto and it transforms into ho-oh* heya Gary I forgot to show you my new Pokémon
Gary: *gobsmacked* oh my god leaf when did you get ho-oh?
Leaf: *giggles* oh this it's nothing special I just caught it because I was bored...
*Gary staring at 'ho-oh in disbelief*
*Clover123ie & leaf burst out in laughter*
Gary: what's so funny?
Leaf: you actually thought I caught ho-oh, that's my ditto...
Gary: I... was... pranked and I fell for it?
Ash: big time!
Clover123ie: don't be grouchy Gary because your dare is to... sing the song Fireflies by owl city
Gary: NOOOOOO!
Leaf: I've never heard Gary sing this should be interesting...
Clover123ie: go on Gary sing...
(I don't own 'fireflies' Adam young does)
Gary: You would not believe your eyes
If ten million fireflies
Lit up the world as I fell asleep
'Cause they'd fill the open air
And leave teardrops everywhere
You'd think me rude
But I would just stand and stare
I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems
'Cause I'd get a thousand hugs
From ten thousand lightning bugs
As they tried to teach me how to dance
A foxtrot above my head
A sock hop beneath my bed
A disco ball is just hanging by a thread
I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems
When I fall asleep
Leave my door open just a crack
(Please take me away from here)
'Cause I feel like such an insomniac
(Please take me away from here)
Why do I tire of counting sheep
(Please take me away from here)
When I'm far too tired to fall asleep
To ten million fireflies
I'm weird 'cause I hate goodbyes
I got misty eyes as they said farewell
But I'll know where several are
If my dreams get real bizarre
'Cause I saved a few and I keep them in a jar
I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems
When I fall asleep
I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems
When I fall asleep
I'd like to make myself believe
That planet earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
Because my dreams are bursting at the seams
Clover123ie: I'm speechless...
Leaf: wow Gary you're really good! Why didn't you tell me?
Gary: *blushes* I don't know...
*dawn and Paul walk in*
Dawn: I'm feeling better now thanks to Paul
Paul: Hn
Clover123ie: ok we're running out of time so it's time for the last two dares... all boys: dance around the room while wearing a tutu and all girls: have a cookie.
Boys: WHAT!
Girls: YAY!
*clover123ie hands out cookies to the girls and tutus to the boys*
Ash: we have to wear these?
Clover123ie: yup...
Drew: while you eat cookies?
May: pretty much...
Paul: and while you watch our humiliation?
Dawn: bingo
*all boys put on their tutus and dance* (I can't even imagine it, tell me if you can)
*all the girls are on the ground laughing at the site*
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