Ash woke up at 11:30 in the morning. As a result he got to Professor Oaks lab late and ended up having to start his journey with a Pikachu that didn't like him. He pissed off a Spearow, almost drowned, stole some ginger bitch's bike and crashed it. Ash tried to protect Pikachu by telling him to get into the ball. Just as Pikachu was about to use its thunderbolt, they both were electrocuted by the lightning bolt and pecked to death by the Spearows. After the ginger bitch found Ash's charred remains, she stabbed him in the neck despite the fact he was already dead.