Author's Note: Yo people, yet another one-shot from me. w00t. - Renkotsu and Jakotsu are brothers in this... it's AU of course. Jakotsu's 4, Renkotsu's about 20.

Dedication: To Skittlez-sama, who got me into the whole Renkotsu and Jakotsu as brother's thing. Also to Micca because what Jakotsu does in this is based off something she did on Friday night.


It was a Friday night, and Renkotsu found himself watching his little brother, Jakotsu. Normally, he would be out on a night such as this, but ever since he'd gotten custody of the four-year-old, he tended to stay home with Jakotsu. He was currently trying not to strangle the boy, who was running around the house and making as much noise as Renkotsu thought was possible.

"Shut up Jakotsu!" Renkotsu growled, grabbing Jakotsu by the back of his shirt. "Stop running around, you're annoying me."

Jakotsu pouted. "Lemme go Ani-ue!" He said, struggling to free himself from his big brother's grip.

"Will you calm down and leave me alone?" Renkotsu asked.

"Uh huh! I pwomise! Det me a gwass of watew." Jakotsu said. Renkotsu sweat dropped and set Jakotsu down then went to get him a glass of water.

"Tank oo." Jakotsu said after Renkotsu gave him a glass of water. He happily skipped into the living room, causing some water to spill on the floor. Rolling his eyes, Renkotsu followed Jakotsu into the living room to watch TV. He sat down on the couch and flipped the television on, happy that, for once Jakotsu was quiet.

"Hehe. I hab a hole in my chin!" Jakotsu said, putting some water in his mouth after speaking and letting it dribble down his chin. "It dwipped all da way to the fwoor!"

"What are you doing!" Renkotsu snapped, turning around to see a trail of moisture going from Jakotsu's mouth all the way to the floor bellow him. He glared at the little boy. "Stop that right now. I don't want to clean it up."

"Otay Ani-ue." Jakotsu said, sitting down on the floor and taking another sip of his water. Renkotsu turned back around to face the TV.

"I am a fowtain Ani-ue!" Renkotsu felt a giant drop of water hit the back of his neck. He jumped off of the couch and walked over to Jakotsu.

"No more water for you." He snapped, taking the glass from Jakotsu.

"You are mean." Jakotsu said, more water dripping from the sides of his mouth as he stomped off.

"Stupid kid…" Renkotsu mumbled.