I-D Life
By: Don't Ask Uchiha why? i don't know really, just don't ask.
Deidara-age:21
itachi later in story: age 28
summary: for deidara, life is tough. the ninja world has gone underground, and for deidara, he just wants to live life. sure, he was a ninja, but not anymore. now he just wants to find a job he likes, find a man he likes, and portray as a woman as he wants. life can get a little crazy sometimes.
deidara twirled the red lollipop around in her mouth. with her hair in its usual ponytail, and with red lipstick on, and an outfit similar to a school girl skirt, and a hoodie. men around her couldn't tell she wasn't a she, deidara was a he. She sat a bit forward, with her knees together and her converse shoes apart, in that feminine pose. she was watching the young men, just as they were watching her. to some, she gave a wink. to others, she looked at their body then gave a flirty smirk. Now done with this town plaza seating, she got up, grabbed her shoulder bag, and trotted towards the shops in the street, her skirts swishing side to side with her hips.
walking down the sidewalk, deidara stopped infront of her favorite store. "Unn~" Deidara sighed, looking at a cute blue pladd dress. She bent her hips back a bit, the skirt fluttering, and she put one hand leaning on her thigh. then flipped her hair to the side of her face, where it went back to its unchanged position. "unn~ that's such a pretty dress! wish i had it... unn!" She said in a soft, quiet, decent for a women pitch of a voice. Deidara stood back up straight, and put her hand on her lollipop stick, thinking- no daydreaming- about what she would look like in that dress, and with big boobs. The dream brought a smile to her lips. bored now unn. deidara thought, and trotted another way. not a happy trot, but a board, wanting a man trot. plus. she really wanted that dress, but had little money. she didn't have a job. mostly because people found out that she wasnt entirely a she persay. and it hurt Deidara's feelings. So she got fired from at least three well paying jobs. it was a downer for sure.
So Deidara got to the end of the block, and didn't want to walk home, so she hooked a right, went a bit farther, and came apon the apple store. "oooh!" Deidara's eyes fell apon the giant ipad in the window. she kind of ran inside. inside the somewhat busy store, her eyes grew wide, and she wanted to try out everything, but more importantly, an ipod. of which she didn't have.
"welcome to apple, can i help you, miss?" a male worker walked over to Deidara. he had dark brown hair, short, and had a goatee. he had a blue apple shirt, and black jeans. Deidara got lost in his green eyes for a momment, before blushing, and saying," um... no im fine. i just, like, wanna look at an ipod, unn. i don't have one, so i wanted to try one out 'n stuff. yknow?" she smile.
"yeah, thats fine. what kind were you thinking of?" the man asked.
"Uh... the ipod nano, cuz they're so cute and small. they're really coloful too." Deidara put her finger to her mouth in thought.
"Sure thing. they're right on that wall next to you, and if you need anything, just come and ask." The man clapped his hands together, and walked to another customer. Deidara happily walked over to the ipod new nanos. the yello, green and blue caught her eye. especially the yellow. she turned it on, and put in the headphones. then she tuned into her favorite radio station. it played pop. she liked this song. like a G6. Deidara lightly swayed her hips, and her head went side to side. Jammin out for a while was fun, but now it was getting to the evening. Deidara had to get home at the studio she lived at at the top of a building run down in the old part of the city. so Deidara left the store, and crossed the street to the left. She trotted down the street.
As Deidara rounded the corner, she saw a group of men, that started to follow her. aww shit. she thought. They made whistling noises. "Hey sweet thing, where you goin'?"
ignore them, deidei, ignore them. She thought. She looked behind her again, and saw the men were closer. "Hey, hottie, can you hear me?" One of the fatter men grabbed deidara's wrist.
"Let go of me, Unn~" She struggled weakly.
"oh, i'll let go. If i can grab some ass!" The other men laughed at the leader's line. come on, you used to be a fighter, why not again? oh yeah, i don't like it too much. not very lady like... Deidara thought. "No!" Deidara twisted the man's wrist, but she didn't use enough force. so she spun around, and kneed the man in the junk as hard as she could possibly do. He let go, and fell to the ground. Deidara, fixed her skirt, and backed up, very nervous, and turned and ran.
It took her thirty minutes to run straight home. and for some reason, she felt safer now in the bad part of town. Deidara took out her key to her studio home, and ran up the stairs of the old building. She opened the big heavy metal sliding door, and walked inside her studio. dropping the shoulder bag, closing the door, and inside feeling safer now. Deidara heard the phone ring.
"...hello?" Deidara asked.
"Hello, Deidara?" ...mom?
"mom?"
"yes. Deidara, why are you talking like that? you're a man, remember?"
"No mom, im not okay? I. Am. A. Woman."
"No deidara, you're sick, this is not healthy."
"you know what mom? whats not healthy is talking to you! if meimei was alive, she would understand."
"you need to snap out of this! you are not a woman, nor will you ever be. you're my son. SON!"
"I am you're daughter, even if you reject me i will allways be a woman. i need to settle down with a man, and be happy."
"you're not still thinking of the Uchiha are you?"
"Well... Not right now. he got arrested and is in jail."
"he's not good for you. but back to the point, are you gay, Deidara?"
"No i'm straight, and i like men. because im a woman and that makes me straight!"
"... Fine." Mother hung up the phone. Man, did she want Itachi Uchiha out of jail...
END
So, please no flames. review. i'll work on more! thanks for reading. why? Don't Ask! (uchiha)