Uncle Grandpa whistled happily as he drove his UGRV, only to stop when the sky darkened to the point he reached a pitch black void. "I knew I should've took a turn at the alabamas!" exclaimed the frightened Uncle Grandpa.

UG left his wheel, which somehow steered itself, and he went deeper into the van to see Mr. Gus, Realistic Flying Tigress and Pizza Steve staring at an enveloping black hole. "What the heck?!"

"Uncle Grandpa, what do we do?!" asked Belly Bag in pure undiluted terror.

"I..." Uncle Grandpa choked as he came to a realization. "I don't know!"

And then, Pizza Steve was the first to be sucked into the black hole. "Remember Pizza Steve, for being Pizza Steve!" he shouted as he got absorbed by the black hole.

"Pizza Steve, no!" shrieked Uncle Grandpa.

Mr. Gus and Realistic Flying Tigress got sucked next, but at least they tried to run away from the phenomenon. Realistic Flying Tigress, however, was immediately sucked in as her rainbows got caught up by the black hole. The tigress could only howl in despair as she was swallowed by the black hole...which burped afterwards.

"Not Realistic Flying Tigress too!"

Mr. Gus reached for Uncle Grandpa, only for a giant rock to fall out of nowhere and seemingly crush him. UG was relatively unaffected by this sight.

"Oh, well, Mr. Gus is probably fine."

And then a meteor fell on top of the giant rock. UG was still unfazed.

"I got nothing to worry about; It's gonna take a lot more to-"

And then a satellite, a moon, Pluto, and a giant spaceship fell in unison and in that order, with the spaceship blowing up after a couple seconds, leaving behind Mr. Gus's skeleton.

"Okay, he's dead now." remarked UG as the skeleton was absorbed by the black hole.

"Run!" shouted Belly Bag.

The old man ran as fast as he could as the black hole grew bigger. He ran faster and faster as he approached a light, which grew brighter and brighter as UG tried his hardest to reach it. Once he thought he was close enough, he took a leap of faith...and found out everything was back to normal, with Mr. Gus, Pizza Steve and Realistic Flying Tigress being perfectly fine.

"Phew, that was close!" UG swiped the sweat off his forehead and went back to the driver's seat. "I should get back to driving."

So Uncle Grandpa returned to the driver's seat, glad that he managed to outrun the black hole...

...Or so he thought.

"The stupid old man has successfully been tricked into thinking he's escaped the Cancellageddon."

"Now he's perpetually stuck into this purgatory known as "Reruns" for an indefinite amount of time...at the moment."

"Once his time's up, he can say goodbye to this temporary "freedom" he's been allowed to have."

"No matter what happens now...he will become one of us."

Diabolical laughter echoed across the void as Uncle Grandpa continued to drive in the purgatory, unaware of what would come next.